Ah, the first and last time anyone will compare me to Channing Tatum.

Living in Seattle as I do, I'm actually posting this while being whipped by servants of the Ganja Lord of the University District.

Look, the fact that, in the wake of marijuana legalization, Washington and Colorado burned to the ground and everyone living in those states was either cannibalized or became an Immortan Joe-style raider king is in no way an argument against drugs.

There's kind of a twist- Bond was originally assigned to protect Scaramanga's next target, but he was pulled off the assignment after a gold bullet with "007" inscribed on it was sent to MI6 headquarters, leading everyone to think that Scaramanga was going to try to kill Bond. It turns out the bullet was actually sent…

Using the Freestyle machine to dispense only one flavor of soda at a time is like buying a beautiful thoroughbred stallion and only using it to transport you between your couch and the refrigerator. It's destined for better things, man, wilder things.

I imagine Trump tunes in to Fox & Friends and says to himself "It's me! I'm the friend!" and he smiles and claps like a child being congratulated by Blue's Clues for successfully shouting at the television screen.

The Chewbacca series didn't interest me at all, so I haven't looked at it. I guess mostly I'm a fan because of his amazing retro "photograph" takes on various Marvel characters. A link, in case you haven't seen 'em-

And of course the famous internet meme from that game- INHUMANS! WELCOME…TO DIE!

Yeah, that's the only official "Inhumans" book I've had any interest in,
and it's not because if anything to do with the Inhumans. (Ms. Marvel barely counts as an Inhuman- if her book had debuted ten years ago, she'd have been a mutant).

I honest-to-god didn't even realize they were two different people until this very article.

I think that Black Widow book might be the only narrative thing of his I've read, come to think of it. I'm more familiar with him for his covers and other art I've seen online. I attributed the stiffness in the art to the stiffness of the writing, but maybe it was a 50/50 thing.

I remember the Inhumans cartoon we all loved as children, and running around pretending to be our favorite Inhumans as we played in the park. It was such a big deal when Inhumans #500 was released and tied up so many long-running plotlines that everyone had been so invested in for so long.

He was the only thing that made Nathan Edmonson's run on Black Widow even close to readable, so hey.

Wow, that Dark Days ad couldn't scream "'90s XTREEEME" any louder if it tried and, given that Jim Lee did that art, I guess it did try.

If it breeds, we can kill it.

Yeah, whenever people bag on Billy Joel, it's just confusing to me. His music's fine. I can see why people would like it. It's not rocket surgery here, people.

SECURE THAT SHIT HUDSON

Has anyone considered using "Fortunate Son" on the soundtrack to a Vietnam movie yet? I know it seems like a weird choice, but if you really look at the lyrics, I think it could almost be a good fit!

According to every TV show ever, when someone needs to hack into your computer, they'll just look around your desk for relevant pictures of your children, or Spider-Man, or mormon glass buttcheeks or whatever and voila- instant access to the missile codes and BPAS system.

Thus completely defeating the purpose of having passwords in the first place.