As I believe I've said before, I saw this flick opening night and this line was the first time I heard an entire movie theater groan in annoyance simultaneously.

HOT TAKE Dalton was a fucking great Bond, even if his movies weren't the bestie-best.

The future of the James Bond series is basically one big question mark

It's a prophecy, I'm afraid- one day you will both die by the hand of Paltrow, then you and your wife's blood will be bottled and sold for $45/oz as an "all-natural" colonic.

Shout at the Dick is still Mötley Crüe's best album.

I watched The Time-Traveller's Wife this weekend and was legitimately delighted when he turned up. It had been a while since I'd seen him in something newish.

Oh come on, that was just hilarious.

I'm somehow reminded of that scene from The Andromeda Strain where the kid kills himself by pouring model airplane glue down his throat.

These people are the definition of the term "sore winners".

Yeah, but Barack Obama was a black guy.

As long as I continue to receive absolutely no communication from anyone within the state of Iowa, that's fine with me.

* Some rocks.

I actually prefer the more scattershot targeted advertising method still common on TV. It's somehow comforting to know that advertisers assume, probably not without reason, that if I'm watching reruns of The Golden Girls at 2:30 in the afternoon, my vaginal mesh might be dissolving.

Arya: Time to [puts on sunglasses] get Ilyn.

In the book, there's a whole city where everyone wears togas in such a way that one boob is always hanging out. They never did that on the show, though.

Everybody appears to be getting their new duds from Cersei's tailor from the last season's finale, and I'm more than OK with that.

Another part I like! He's great! The opening scene is one of the most tense experiences I've ever had in a theater, but then it just kind of…deflates.

It's fine. It's fine. It's not a bad movie, but I just don't like it much.

I definitely can't argue with the fact that his earlier films were tighter, for sure. I'm generally disposed to like an artist's later-life, meandering experimentation just as a general rule, though, so Django appeals to me on that front.

You know, I just don't much like Inglorious Basterds. I want to, and I like parts of it a lot (Brad Pitt's terrible "BON-JOUR-NO!" will never fail to make me laugh), but overall I'd just rather watch something else.