your body is a wonderland / your arms are like a log flume ride / being operated by a drunk named karl / whose wife left him for a garbage disposal salesman / your body is a wonderland / your neck is like that spinning whirligig ride/stop moving your head like that / it's giving me motion sickness to look at you /…

The original Wonka factory was based in Flint.

[Harvey the rabbit nods silently in the corner]

State-run polls indicate 100% happiness! Everyone is very satisfied always! The complaints box in front of the Kremlin is only filled with happy birthday cards for the president, because all citizens are happy in every way and nobody is being poisoned with polonium!

"These cars are incredible! I'm…I'm getting sexually aroused at how mind-blowing the leather seats are in this Chevy! Look! Look! I'm not kidding!"

Doctor: [hits knee with little rubber hammer]

I really like the original comic and the movie and what I've seen of the TV shows and I think this movie looks pretty boss tbh.

In the new Vader comic Marvel's putting out, he learns that Luke is his son only incidentally, because he's actually trying to track down the guy who blew up the Death Star. Boba Fett finds out Luke's name and tells Vader, and Vader puts two and two together from there.

That tentacle-head guy who gets brainwashed into putting Luke on the day's meeting schedule was Jabba the Hutt's majordomo, if that helps.

The running gag where they quack every time the unexplained painting of a duck in the girl's hallway is shown absolutely kills me.

Out of curiosity, what comic book was that?

I agree entirely but also the word "bitch" is super-fun to say.

Hey, you ask for Mitch, you get Mitch!

For some reason her insisting that she and Paul had seen a Madea movie and that he "loved it" always cracks me up.

Casey Wilson has taught me about this, too: She will watch 10 minutes of a movie in a theater and leave. I did that for the first time with her when we were 19, in college.

It's just like those old sex ed videos said- you're not just fighting your opponent, you're also fighting everyone else your opponent has fought. Wear a condom to your fistfights, everyone.

"THIS YEAR'S BEST GARY BUSEY AWARD GOES TO ME, GARY BUSEY! LAST YEAR MY SON JAKE WON IT, WHICH IS WHY I KILLED HIM!"

You sure can!

I *am* reading the summary and, crazily, it takes place after Alien: Resurrection and features fuckin' Winona Ryder's character and the Ripley clone.

Frank Miller's Robocop vs. Terminator is, no exaggeration, easily my favorite thing Miller ever wrote. It's fucking awesome.