I've been avoiding Iron Fist due to the reviews, but holy shit that's just pathetic. Frantic editing aside, the best martial artist in the world has that much trouble versus one dude with a knife?

I make beef bourguignon occasionally and whenever the time comes to light the brandy on fire, I get super fuckin' tense and then it always winds up fine. Then afterwards, I think to myself "oh yeah, I should get a fire extinguisher".

He started to make it, but the video ends very abruptly when he opens it.

I feel like if you're going to ask for a drink that has been set on fire, you have to accept the possibility of winding up like Richard Pryor.

He was more animal than man!

I actually watched P.S. I Love You this weekend while my wife and I were sick on the couch and I thought it wasn't bad! It wasn't really a rom-com, though, more of a semi-depressing examination of grief. It's not perfect, by any means, but Butler was pretty charming in it (accent troubles aside), and Jeffery Dean…

Wait wait, for real? Where did you hear that?

Yeah I'll still happily play the original Deus Ex to this day, and that game's character animations look like a less-advanced Thunderbirds rerun. Of course, that game came out seventeen years ago.

Oh absolutely- Ennis' Punisher MAX is one of the best long-form character studies in comics history. He takes what really ought to be a stiff joke of a character and turns him into a real person, while still integrating some of the best pure action scenes the medium has ever seen.

Yep, that's the one. And yeah, it's entertaining enough but it can't even touch what he did on the MAX run. It's the definitive take on the Punisher.

Yeah he slapped Bruce in the face over and over and made fun of his dick to get him to hulk out- the explosives were to shut him up afterwards.

No, it was from his Marvel Knights run on the Punisher, before he started the "serious" Marvel MAX run. Marvel Knights was a pseudo-imprint that Marvel ran for a few years in the early 2000s about their more street-level heroes. It was trying to be "gritty", but still more or less ok for children, but Ennis' Punisher…

He tries the hardest.

I really do like Wolverine when he's kind of an actual maniac who you'd mostly want on your team just to keep him from being on the other guy's team.

It's worth noting that all this happens because the Punisher and Wolverine are "teaming up" to kill a bunch of midget mobsters and Frank's idea of "team ups" involves grievous bodily harm.

Sure, maybe "fine" is a bit of an overstatement. I do feel like video games present a unique problem in this regard though, which is to say, developers know that, typically, more than half of the players who ever pick up their game will not finish it. Something like 42 percent of the people who played ME3 actually…

I believe this is canon.

I really can't understand how people are so upset about that, even years later. Screeds have been written, millions of words of virtual ink spilled over how "disappointing" the ending was. It was fine, nerds, get over it.

What, you don't think diseased old alcoholic squatters are cool af?

This EARTH-SHATTERING interpretation of the classic Disney animated movie Beauty and the Beast will BLOW your fucking MIND after the seventh or eighth time you hear it!