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Just picked up The Goddamned and Seven to Eternity. I wanted to like The Goddamned more than I actually did (it was interesting enough, but there didn't seem to be much "there" there, so to speak), but Seven to Eternity seems much more promising so far.

"Caution! This comic, the cover of which depicts a blood-soaked man striding away from the hanged corpse of a human being, may not be appropriate for children!"

There's actually a story arc where a bunch of mobster widows team up to try and kill Frank in revenge. It doesn't go well (it's also the worst arc of the run, so.)

Well, that's not entirely accurate- he doesn't just kill anyone with a criminal record, and he's not really not the type to target a mass gathering consisting of civilians.

I've only read the first arc, but it seems like Oliver is laying it on a little thick. The portrayal of Frank so far seems pretty in line with previous depictions of the character.

This is not actually fun.

Let's say that it was.

We're all just saving empty kleenex boxes to put on our feet later.

I have no idea whether people here think 300 is lame. The fact remains that I did not watch it by choice.

I watched 300 last night (not by choice) and there was definitely some Persian Fire goin' on with those old molester guys.

The Portuguese and Spanish would certainly like to say that, yes.

"It's a radio for talking to God!"

So this is what we do when those twenty-four inch pythons finally got ahold of us.

Her real name is Nicole Grownwoman, but she changed it because there was already someone in SAG with that name.

How else will people know I'm the real bonglord?

"We've bred these raptors specifically to act as caregivers for human infants!"

In order to spice up an otherwise-staid courtroom drama for today's audiences, the climax will feature Roe taking on Wade mano a mano in a Hell in a Cell match.

"That is…one big pile of shit."

I remember being really disturbed by his death, too- he actually does get disemboweled and eaten alive by raptors, at length, just as Grant describes to that kid in the beginning of the movie.

It's just like Boba Fett. He's got a cool mask, so everyone is willing to overlook his obvious bumbling incompetence.