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The only laugh in my screening was when Martha Kent offhandedly said "Nice Suit" when she first saw Clark in his new cape.

I liked that Lois established her credentials as a good journalist here by tracking down Kent. The whole Clark hides his identity with a pair of glasses thing would not play out here. To give some credit to "Superman Returns" even that film was smart enough to have a scene where an eight year old kid saw through the

I thought that was kind of hilariously dumb. Clark tells the army to back off in their efforts to investigate where he hangs his cape. But he then immediately blurts out that he's from Kansas. I guess that he did not play much poker during his lost decade of wandering the earth.

Or Emma Stone constantly flashing her legs. Again.

Spider Man, Emma Stone steals the show so why can't this be a romantic comedy starring her and let's just drop the tired comic book stuff: The Movie

I'd also like to give a shout out to the awesome Dr. Buckles who played Bill Course. The Black Squadron shall never die.

The second episode of season 2 with the introduction of the awesome Matt Berry is pretty great too.

You're fired!

She's a real left winger 'cause she been down south and held peasants in her arms.

Of cock?

I want my Willow and Tara happy ending in a Shakespeare adaption that is revised to include some singing and floating oral Wiccan sex.

It might be like Terry Pratchett's assassin's school except a lot less posh.

I'm going to build my own kingdom! With blackjack and hookers!

We need to update Irish jokes to include references to the IMF and zombie banks.

I had such a crush on her in that film as a kid and it my crush hit a whole new level when she appeared in the Rocketeer a few years later. But childhood crushes can rebound on you. I decided to show Labyrinth to my niece last year and she loved the film while I felt that I deserved to be on a register list when I

Maybe it's because they already covered Undeclared.

Flipping you off I am.

Exactly.

Or a Superman 4 remake starring Cryer. Let's do it right this time Hollywood.