I played one that had Wolverine as the protagonist. I hadn't read any X-men before I played it, I just loved the idea of playing as hard case who had retractable claws.

"You're Going To Die" is the winner. Thanks for all of the childhood trauma Choose Your Own Adventure.

To start masturbating to images of Anne Hathaway, go to page 69.

I remember been freaked out by the death scenes in the "Choose Your Own Adventure Stories" as a child. The illustrations of "you" coming to an unpleasant end were morbidly compelling. There was a book called "Outlaws Of Sherwood Forest" where your character was tied up and left to die in a hidden cellar. The…

Johnny Cockpuncher?

Johnny Cockpuncher?

So I log onto the first DS9 review of 2013 and I'm rewarded with a picture of Gul Dukat's happy time face. Keep up the good work in 2013 AV Club!

I was about eight years old when I saw Gremlins and the scene where Stripe murders the science teacher/future mayor of Baltimore scared the ever loving crap out of me. Still been slightly traumatised by inappropriate cinema is part of the joys of childhood.

I was about eight years old when I saw Gremlins and the scene where Stripe murders the science teacher/future mayor of Baltimore scared the ever loving crap out of me. Still been slightly traumatised by inappropriate cinema is part of the joys of childhood.

Plus they cast Nadine Velazquez's booty as itself.

Plus they cast Nadine Velazquez's booty as itself.

But how about that ass?

But how about that ass?

Did your friend ejaculate while looking at the photos? Because that would lead to consecutive sentencing.

Did your friend ejaculate while looking at the photos? Because that would lead to consecutive sentencing.

That's five years for each Johansson buttock that was leaked. And to to think that she was showing it off on the cover of Vanity Fair and no one was arrested.

That's five years for each Johansson buttock that was leaked. And to to think that she was showing it off on the cover of Vanity Fair and no one was arrested.

The Eels "Everthing's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas" is a rocking Christmas cracker of a tune. You can't argue with the lyric, "Baby Jesus, born to rock".

The Eels "Everthing's Gonna Be Cool This Christmas" is a rocking Christmas cracker of a tune. You can't argue with the lyric, "Baby Jesus, born to rock".

Don't forget John Legend's "Nutmeg". Sample lyric,"The only residue I want you wiping off your face is my nutmeg". Hmmm.