Actually braindead Hollywood trash tends to make most of it's money in allegedly sophisticated foreign markets. Go figure.

James Bond will return in "Spits or Swallows?"

James Bond will return in "Spits or Swallows?"

So the premise of this show is that Sean Bean is a spy who assumes false identities and lies about who he really is? Isn't that what a spy is always meant to do in his job anyway?

So the premise of this show is that Sean Bean is a spy who assumes false identities and lies about who he really is? Isn't that what a spy is always meant to do in his job anyway?

Poor old Clem was having a bad day for the ages in that episode. In my version she shot dead her kidnapper to save me, encountered her zombified parents and saw her one friend and protector die in front of her. In the very unlikely event that she survives to be an adult that poor kid has enough mental trauma to ensure…

Poor old Clem was having a bad day for the ages in that episode. In my version she shot dead her kidnapper to save me, encountered her zombified parents and saw her one friend and protector die in front of her. In the very unlikely event that she survives to be an adult that poor kid has enough mental trauma to ensure…

It's a good show but Curb Your Enthusiasm is streets ahead.

It's a good show but Curb Your Enthusiasm is streets ahead.

And he was the master of his domain. I kind of liked that phrase more before I found out what it actually meant.

And he was the master of his domain. I kind of liked that phrase more before I found out what it actually meant.

Compare the economy we had back then with the steaming shit sandwich that we have to eat these days. Generation X's self-pitying navel gazing looks even more insufferable in that context.

Compare the economy we had back then with the steaming shit sandwich that we have to eat these days. Generation X's self-pitying navel gazing looks even more insufferable in that context.

He'll show up briefly to refute gossip about his death.

He'll show up briefly to refute gossip about his death.

Texas busdriver's union are arming their members with tasers and mace in preparation for "Foxies" visit.

Texas busdriver's union are arming their members with tasers and mace in preparation for "Foxies" visit.

BWONG! BWONG! BWONG!

BWONG! BWONG! BWONG!

Airforce One. Get off my plane Gary Oldman!