Burn deserves a career where his films have their world premiere on YouTube. Actually he may already have that career by now.

How exactly is it confusing? It sounds very simple and straightforward to me.

How exactly is it confusing? It sounds very simple and straightforward to me.

When Von Trier phones Fassbender to offer him a part, Fassbender won't be using his hands to pick up the phone.

When Von Trier phones Fassbender to offer him a part, Fassbender won't be using his hands to pick up the phone.

They were the real American Beauties!

They were the real American Beauties!

William Goldman wrote a good critique of American Beauty where he argued that the dramatically honest climax of the film would have been Kevin Spacey sleeping with Mena Suvari. But Goldman argued that the writer wimped out at such a controversial scene and instead substituted the dramatically unsound ending of…

William Goldman wrote a good critique of American Beauty where he argued that the dramatically honest climax of the film would have been Kevin Spacey sleeping with Mena Suvari. But Goldman argued that the writer wimped out at such a controversial scene and instead substituted the dramatically unsound ending of…

According to an Alan Ball interview Chris Cooper's character was indeed a  closeted man. An early script draft mentioned a doomed gay affair that he had back in his army days.

According to an Alan Ball interview Chris Cooper's character was indeed a  closeted man. An early script draft mentioned a doomed gay affair that he had back in his army days.

A friend of mine maintains that smoking weed makes him a safer driver because it increases his focus. I guess that I'll never know if he's right unless he plows his car into a streetlight that he finds incredibly deep and interesting.

A friend of mine maintains that smoking weed makes him a safer driver because it increases his focus. I guess that I'll never know if he's right unless he plows his car into a streetlight that he finds incredibly deep and interesting.

"Think about what protecting Bernie gets us. Think about what offending Caspar loses us.

"Think about what protecting Bernie gets us. Think about what offending Caspar loses us.

"If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon".

"If I'd known we were gonna cast our feelings into words, I'd've memorized the Song of Solomon".

So I may as make an Olympian dive into the gutter and ask, how much would Jerry have to be packing to land a wife as hot as that? It would have be a Fassbender at the very least.

So I may as make an Olympian dive into the gutter and ask, how much would Jerry have to be packing to land a wife as hot as that? It would have be a Fassbender at the very least.

He's Billy Joel and Chevy Chase is not.