I came for the heat stroke, but I stayed for the date rape.

He'll take part-time work with the greatest of ease,
He's the jobless young man with the worthless degrees.

Wow, this is just like the Lincoln-Douglas debates!

Actually, I think Plato may have originated the idea of things being good for their type. But he signed the rights over to Ebert.

I'm not Buddy Guy!

Somewhere, Rockwell sheds a single tear…

No love for the gentle Diplodocus?

May I suggest SKAtoerotic AsFUNKsiation?

That bit is exactly as funny right now as it was the first time I saw it!!!