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Ah, but Transformers 2 may be better than Robot Jox 2 (which has nothing to do with the original and is terrrrrrrible).

France: Liberal? Yes. Have Front National as a legitimate party? Yes. Everywhere outside of Paris (and most of Paris) hating "the other"? Yes.

Gay.

Exec 1: Die Hard… on a boat!
Exec 2: You mean, "Under Siege"?
Exec 1: No, it's a much smaller boat.
Exec 2: Hmm. Can he have a talking horse as a sidekick?

Just because they're both black? Racist.

I thought Fogerty won that lawsuit (Down on the Bayou, right?)

The O'Reilly Factor.

As bad as this is
As bad as "Bad Boys" is, the sequel is a gajillion times worse. It is so fucking hateful. Terrible. The "Bad Boys" DVD has a hilarious Michael Bay commentary where he spends half his time complaining about the budget and a legitimately awesome feature on super-slo-mo explosions and gun-shots. It

Lavate Las Manos!

I blame the demmycrats.

Checkout 5:12 on in the following flip and look up at the ceiling.

A note on the DVD: It actually isn't Pan & Scan… it is full frame (ie a letterbox version would be cropped). This is hilariously apparent when Fred Ward must walk on rafters during training and because the image is uncropped you can clearly see the entire ceiling wire attachment with brackets, supports, etc.

Well, at least the Jews and Muslims are working together. Silver lining, Pig… silver lining.

I prefer the BAM method.

Did they run out of tape?
The host says to one of the women (0:15) "Yeah, eat with your mouth full." Umm, don't we all eat with our mouth full? I know he meant "TALK with your mouth full." Did they run out of tape? They couldn't just get a second take?

While I don't ask for much from a movie about transforming robots, it would be nice to tell exactly which robot is laying the hurt on the other robot. How hard is that, Mr. Bay? Why can't you direct?

At Carleton, and I'm guessing elsewhere, the people who didn't make the cut for the original two groups formed their own a cappella group. And then, in the following years, the people who didn't make the cut for the original two or the new group formed their own. And so forth. Imagine if sports worked like that.

Ah yes, the tommies.

When did we add "duper"? It was only super gay when I was there.

OH GOD NO
When I saw this just as a headline, I thought "God, I hope that isn't the Knights." And, I almost shat myself upon clicking and seeing that it was, indeed, the Knights.