Nyah. Unless it's a documentary about events that are so famous everyone knows (spoiler alert: JFK gets shot), then it's still a movie people haven't seen yet. So the average viewer won't know how the mystery of the film plays out. So it's a spoiler.

Nyah. Unless it's a documentary about events that are so famous everyone knows (spoiler alert: JFK gets shot), then it's still a movie people haven't seen yet. So the average viewer won't know how the mystery of the film plays out. So it's a spoiler.

I love this show, but I'm glad next week looks like it'll be light on the boy drama.  I was thrilled when Tamara told Jenna to "get over you". Why should T's life revolve around Jenna's ping-ponging when she has legit problems of her own?

I love this show, but I'm glad next week looks like it'll be light on the boy drama.  I was thrilled when Tamara told Jenna to "get over you". Why should T's life revolve around Jenna's ping-ponging when she has legit problems of her own?

I like how casually Jake responded to it, too.  "Oh, thanks for bringing it up"

I like how casually Jake responded to it, too.  "Oh, thanks for bringing it up"

I'm glad that wasn't just me

Not for moms who adopted

Yeah, for real, this is definitely a recap and not a review.  Disappointing, because I usually like Teti's work.

Photos! In a review! … I don't like it.

Her?

for sure, I'm so glad things are actually happening!  Diana knows her dad killed Cassie's mom, shits going down.

Maybe if they laid off the eyeliner?

Frequently (pretty much every season), Bravo pays for the housewives on each show to go to somewhere exotic. The Atlanta Housewives went on safari somewhere, the New York ladies went to Morocco, etc.  And on one of these trips there was a big argument about hangers. Also the ladies are usually drunk cause "it's…

I second this!  Arg!  The recaps are like hidden in an alternate universe, it's very annoying.

yeah.  I want to see a real reaction.  There's no way you can fake finding out you won something.

I liked it

Sharon and PhiPhi's moms looked so young!  I thought PhiPhi's mom was her sister when they first showed her in the audience.  It was very sweet and fun to see the contestants relatives cheering for them.  Chad's family was the cutest, though.  I would love to just hang out with Chad, his mom and boyfriend.  And then…

I think the atmosphere was weird for the crowning, because (as you mentioned) they filmed the crowning for each of the top three to prevent the audience from spoiling.  So both Chad and PhiPhi were crowned, which would make the cheering awkward cause they were acting "excited" each time.

I can't get enough of these Pinnocchio bad innuendo jokes.  Never stop.