Orthodox Jewish Women laughed at the wig the former campaign aide was wearing.
Jesus Fucking Christ (as the Orthodox Jews say), when your show is a festering pile of shit, at least invest in decent makeup artists or hire a fucking actress who actually is a brunette.

Hey, is David Simon actually capable of poking fun at himself?
How great was it that they brought back the "do you have trouble in your heart" guy from last season for the sole purpose of having him and Annie talk about how lame that line was?

First Jeff Conaway, now Gil
Someone is killing the chronic drug addicts of America!

Oops, my bad Claus, put please don't make me "look at it again".

Apparently an eye test is not part of the Seattle Board of Ed hiring process
I'll just stroll into my classroom here, everything looks good, chairs in nice neat rows, students sitting patiently (waiting to file out slowly whilst eyeing me disdainfully). Yessiree, nothing at all weird to see in THIS classroom, like…

RE: "While we're on the subject, just what kind of accent was that? Greek?"
I believe Mitch's mom's accent was Clicheish. Or maybe Stereotypese, I'm not quite sure.

So a waiter walks up to a table of feminists and says…
…"Anything ok here?"

His talent was outsourced to Bangalore!

Joe Tex, everybody!
Joe Tex was the man. "S.Y.S.L.J.F.M." is such a great song that Joe himself says "I love this song!" about a minute into it.

This one time, at day camp?
They showed us True Grit when it rained.

Jackie Harvey, is that you?