Most of us try to maintain a genital synonym to disguises ratio of approximately 5:3.

She didn't ask. "I'm telling you that I'm taking it." It's Chloe-er that way.

Ted's such a delicate little princess, I guess everyone assumed he would be Claire.

Meh. HIMYM has a long history of flashbacks to things previously unseen. Kinda one of their things. I would've geeked for a montage of lines recalling the gang's greatest hits without flashing to clips. "Remember the time Lily kicked Korean Elvis in the nards?" "Remember the time Marshall got mugged by a monkey?"…

Hawaii has shave ice, not shaved ice. Realize that it doesn't seem like a big deal, but it's a big deal.

So glad that 30 Rock is in the home stretch. The show's so forgotten what it's actually about that I don't think it can recover. I'll ride out the remaining episodes much like I rode out the end of Scrubs, just along for the ride so I don't feel like I missed anything.

She's got them thangs!

From the review of the pilot, I explained that "The final scene, dated one year later, shows both girls dead in the apartment. The rest of the show we should watch for subtle clues to ID the killer."

Squirrel cop.

You can't have a paradigm shift in a pilot. By definition, a paradigm requires an established perception or mindset. Sooo…

That last scene, the way Amanda Peet invitingly spreads her legs, daaaaayyyuum.

He's old school. I respect that.

To be fair, Scrooge McDuck is pretty sexy.

Raj metrosexual? Not dressed like that, he ain't. Clearly, the BBT writers don't know what metro means.

Yes, you will get lynched, but not for this comment. The other thing, we haven't forgotten about that.

Burned hands are unrelated.

"She likes a spicy dip." — "The salsa or the dance move?" — "Both."

She's got them thangs!

Jane and Joyce are shockingly underrated.

I consider this episode to have been fun and good.