if there's a live performance i hope John Ennis is involved. he had many of the best lines of the show. also BJ Porter is fucking hilarious so hopefully he's involved too.

they all suck. King JC, Chavez, Grantham, Bunting, every single one is a stupid dickhead.

Cora should be lit on fire. what a slapper.

i know it's never been stated explicitly but Cora is retarded right? she has some condition. has to.

season 1 was entertaining. not great, but mostly fun as a high production value yet cheesy period piece soap opera. everything else has been pure dog shit. .

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please, books are for nerds.

what's funny is Christmas literally means Christ's Mast, which is a reference to Jesus' favorite part of a boat. A lot of people forget this.

all this gender identity stuff could be solved if after the questionnaire item "sex" everyone just put "yes please"

MAYBE A LITTLE TOO MUCH SLAPPING OF LEATHER ON THOSE HETRO HUGS BROS.

this show fucking sucked when i watched its first season and it sounds like it still fucking sucks.

yeah! no detail picayune for this intrepid critic! how DARE these amateurs think they can present a half Bill Cosby parody with a LIME JELLO PUN! it's Pudding Pops or nothing you assholes! well done Emily L. Bravo!

but does she ever get to White Kastle?

yes i was fond of her mammaries as well. we all were.

a good punishment for Gemma would be for her to listen to a bunch of recordings of her singing covers and then also she is allowed to have super slow conversations with Nero who has to pepper his conversation with 5th grade Spanish phrases.

juice, we're going to rape you now.
ok, go ahead and rape me.
ok we will and now there is rape.

i would enjoy seeing an edited version of this show that is nothing but the murders. you could easily lose 75% of the super slow conversation and have a much quicker paced, muder-based tv show. then pep up the soundtrack with some dance floor anthems and now youve got yourself a decent show!

how about Jax' blindingly white addidas tennis shoes that make him look like a total chode? how much for them?

it's immoral that our customers don't pay us more for the product we're selling! it's unethical that i'm not more rich! you people are monsters!

i didnt mean you i meant the nerds.