Yeah, like 4 of those movies are on my top 10 list.  Any man that loves Kurosawa like that is full of humanity. 

Wow, I was just thinking (fantasizing) about her the other day.  I think her performance in Ghostbusters 2 is responsible for my "sexy librarian" hang-up.

DBT can be really angsty when they want to.  Both of those songs are great and I'd include "Hell No I Ain't Happy" and "Sweet Home Alabama" as well.  They ain't afraid to look into the abyss and spit right down into it

But far better than anything on avclub.org

This is certainly the worst preview I've seen on avclub.com

I imagine it would look like a man tried to fuck a horseshoe crab

We're so lazy these days.  Why do we nickname everything?  How hard is it to say "Cunt-String" instead of "C-String"?

*Tries to forward-flip into post, hurts self badly*

Because he may have actually been involved in this IRL

From the story itself to the write-up, I do not understand any of this.

Almost every James Brown song.

There really aren't many other songs that knock you on your ass like this one.  There aren't ANY other songs that knock you on your ass and make you want to dance at the same time.

Definitely an improvement.

I was trying to come up with a suitable controversy for the modern era and I think you nailed it.  Also, the baby is black.

But it was back when newspapers weren't dying and before the advent of the 24-hour news cycle/infotainment bullshit that passes for news these days.

It's a shame journalism is also dead

Look, I may not have a car or pay for her (or my) ticket, but it still counts as "taking my girlfriend to the movies"

Addendum: It didn't look funny enough to guys to risk that dreaded conversation that will ensue after taking our girlfriends to see it.

Double Dragon and Battletoads were somewhat 3D.  The ability to walk around a character or obstacle wouldn't fit into the metaphor as well.

You, sir or ma'am, have truly lived an enviable life (I'm completely serious).