The old Dennis Miller was actually quite funny and non-partisan, delivering monologues on all sorts of topics that also doubled as social commentary in his old HBO show. The new Dennis Miller makes The 10 worst people lists on the O'Reilly Factor with nine of them being liberal and a token conservative like Larry…

It's no surprise why the media is so timid with our government officials. If they sound the alarm too loudly, the media might lose access to the White House and other branches of government. I think that was the whole purpose of journalists being embedded with troops during the Iraq War. They have become severely…

When Colbert dies, his humongous brass balls should be in the Smithsonian for all Americans to see and be inspired by.

She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.
*singer…

She's your Queen-to-be. A Queen-to-be forever. A Queen who'll do whatever his highness desires. She's your Queen-to-be. A vision of perfection. An object of affection to quench your royal fire. Completely free from infection. To be used at your discretion. Waiting only for your direction. Your Queen-to-be.
*singer…

Who holds back the electric car?
Who makes Steve Guttenberg a STAR?

Arguably Bocephus' finest work.

The hour's approaching to give it your best / And you've got to reach your prime
/ That's when you need to put yourself to the test / And show us the passage of
time / We're gonna need a montage / Ooh, it takes a montage / Show a lot of
things happening at once / Remind everyone of what's going on / In every shot,
show…

There's not a lot of love for the Canyonero Song, so…

I never understood why Dennis Hopper begins cringing during Dean Stockwell's lip synching to "In Dreams." Perhaps he wasn't doing it justice?

Former gophers. It was that or skin my chauffers.

Take my pen knife, my good man.

Dacta Jones, no time for love.

Dacta Jones, no time for love.

mmmm, free goo.

See this hat/
Twas my cat/
My evening wear/
Vampire bat

According to Lawrence Wright's new book "Going Clear" it takes an average of $300,000 to achieve the highest level of Scientology.

@avclub-94d8526a5fae933806f65b8a0f49301a:disqus I don't believe in nothing anymore. I'm going to law school.

Oops. I misread that as douching.

Even if someone's hatred of Tom Cruise is off the charts, I'd still recommend Collateral for the reason that it's a Mann movie with Cruise playing a cold-blooded, calculating nihilist that you will get a kick out of hating.