You Americans and your "due process" and "fair trials."

Kil my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Kil my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

"Brooklyn."
"New Hampsheeaa."
"Texas."
"Homer."

"Brooklyn."
"New Hampsheeaa."
"Texas."
"Homer."

Damn, I wish I had a copy of Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula right now. I realize the acting's awful but as far as the production values goes it is one of the most beautiful films ever conceived.

Damn, I wish I had a copy of Francis Ford Coppola's Bram Stoker's Dracula right now. I realize the acting's awful but as far as the production values goes it is one of the most beautiful films ever conceived.

I think this is Nixon's third consecutive appearance in a Simpsons episode. On Homer Goes to College, he was the ardent defender of the pig mascot. Then he was in line with a present for Burns' birthday on Rosebud. And now this. Something tells me the Simpsons writing staff doesn't like him very much.

I think this is Nixon's third consecutive appearance in a Simpsons episode. On Homer Goes to College, he was the ardent defender of the pig mascot. Then he was in line with a present for Burns' birthday on Rosebud. And now this. Something tells me the Simpsons writing staff doesn't like him very much.

Satan: Remember, lie, cheat, steal and listen to plenty of heavy metal music.
Bart: Yes, sir.

Satan: Remember, lie, cheat, steal and listen to plenty of heavy metal music.
Bart: Yes, sir.

The Swiss Colony has some pretty sweet Marzipan too. Just ask and I'll send you a catalog. They send me so many catalogs each holiday season that I can make a fort out of them.

The Swiss Colony has some pretty sweet Marzipan too. Just ask and I'll send you a catalog. They send me so many catalogs each holiday season that I can make a fort out of them.

JOY JOY

JOY JOY

You can thank god you didn't die in Italy.

You can thank god you didn't die in Italy.

"Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut. Signed, Homer."

"Dear Homer, I owe you one emergency donut. Signed, Homer."

Hey Marge, where's that metal deally you use to, dig stuff. You mean a spoon? Yeh yeh give give give.