Newton Gimmick: I've eaten Regular Pringles all my life. I'm 31 years old.

@avclub-752c325f9cae94bbbd34b6b4b697fe2f:disqus Although they do taste like tennis balls.

@avclub-752c325f9cae94bbbd34b6b4b697fe2f:disqus Although they do taste like tennis balls.

Or its holiday spinoff, "Christmas Rumpled Oaf Goes to Summer Camp." But what I'm really waiting for is "The Erotic Adventures of Rumpled Oaf."

Or its holiday spinoff, "Christmas Rumpled Oaf Goes to Summer Camp." But what I'm really waiting for is "The Erotic Adventures of Rumpled Oaf."

All you Chowdahheads sound alike.

All you Chowdahheads sound alike.

Fun fact about Crispin: He is a collector of vintage medical equipment.

Fun fact about Crispin: He is a collector of vintage medical equipment.

You mean Mallory's my Mom?

You mean Mallory's my Mom?

The writing staff should of shown him SOME GODDAMN RESPECT!!!!

The writing staff should of shown him SOME GODDAMN RESPECT!!!!

Am I the only one here who is creeped out by Tobey Maguire, especially by that eerie, almost otherwordly stare of his?

Am I the only one here who is creeped out by Tobey Maguire, especially by that eerie, almost otherwordly stare of his?

Ricochet is where Denzel Washington is forcibly raped by a herpes-addled prostitute on orders from Lithgow, so yeah, it's quite scuzzy.

Ricochet is where Denzel Washington is forcibly raped by a herpes-addled prostitute on orders from Lithgow, so yeah, it's quite scuzzy.

Damn, every time my grandmother visited us, she demanded her Murder, She Wrote, and on occasion, her Hart to Hart.

Damn, every time my grandmother visited us, she demanded her Murder, She Wrote, and on occasion, her Hart to Hart.

Look, it's the Quaker Oats guy chasing Tom Cruise.