Yeah, that's true. Mary was probably screwing around. But Scientology is an evil menace and it must be cleansed from the national landscape.

Yeah, that's true. Mary was probably screwing around. But Scientology is an evil menace and it must be cleansed from the national landscape.

PRESIDENT OBAMA, GET UR HANDS OFF MY TWINKIES!!!

PRESIDENT OBAMA, GET UR HANDS OFF MY TWINKIES!!!

I agree with you, but not on the things the gov't actually takes seriously. Tell me what's gonna happen to you if you don't pay your taxes or if you write "Islam" or "bomb" or "destroy America" in an Internet posting. You're gonna get some unwanted attention, my friend.

I agree with you, but not on the things the gov't actually takes seriously. Tell me what's gonna happen to you if you don't pay your taxes or if you write "Islam" or "bomb" or "destroy America" in an Internet posting. You're gonna get some unwanted attention, my friend.

Yeah, she's the worst one on the list because she actually made the world a worse place by spreading disinformation. So fuck this tree-humping cunt.

Yeah, she's the worst one on the list because she actually made the world a worse place by spreading disinformation. So fuck this tree-humping cunt.

As an LA Dodger fan, I also have no problem with that (except for the steroid thing).

As an LA Dodger fan, I also have no problem with that (except for the steroid thing).

Mattingly, I thought I told you to get rid of those sideburns.

Mattingly, I thought I told you to get rid of those sideburns.

Yes, that is inexcusable, even if it is J-Law.

Yes, that is inexcusable, even if it is J-Law.

They do. Noo Yawkers of all stripes really do love to get some kul-CHA. Like Snooki.

They do. Noo Yawkers of all stripes really do love to get some kul-CHA. Like Snooki.

Her name was Christine Maggiore and she also died of AIDS in 2009. Just sad.

Her name was Christine Maggiore and she also died of AIDS in 2009. Just sad.

It sounds like something Lobsters would say.

It sounds like something Lobsters would say.