Damn I remember that too. Thankfully, I have repressed any memories of watching Crash.

Damn I remember that too. Thankfully, I have repressed any memories of watching Crash.

The Weinstein brothers are on it.

The Weinstein brothers are on it.

Well for starters it depicts the FBI as defenders of civil rights.

Well for starters it depicts the FBI as defenders of civil rights.

You must mean shoe-taker.

You must mean shoe-taker.

If Michael Bay directed films dealing with serious subject matter instead of making films about children's toys, they would look a lot like Alan Parker movies. And where the hell is Angela's Ashes? I can't think of bigger failed Oscar bait than that forgotten movie.

If Michael Bay directed films dealing with serious subject matter instead of making films about children's toys, they would look a lot like Alan Parker movies. And where the hell is Angela's Ashes? I can't think of bigger failed Oscar bait than that forgotten movie.

I've only seen two of these films (Finding Forrester and The Shipping News). I guess that means I have good taste.

I've only seen two of these films (Finding Forrester and The Shipping News). I guess that means I have good taste.

48, 49, 50. Flags are up to date. Very good, Seymour.

48, 49, 50. Flags are up to date. Very good, Seymour.

It was? So does this mean that Jesus made some music of his own. I can't wait for Paul Verhoeven's Jesus movie.

It was? So does this mean that Jesus made some music of his own. I can't wait for Paul Verhoeven's Jesus movie.

The ninja stuff is obviously meant for children. I don't find it funny anymore, but back in '93 I found it absolutely hilarious.

The ninja stuff is obviously meant for children. I don't find it funny anymore, but back in '93 I found it absolutely hilarious.

May I interest you in a Jell-O brick, sir. There's a grape in the center.

May I interest you in a Jell-O brick, sir. There's a grape in the center.