A DVD-quality torrent? So it has an unskippable copyright warning and the movie freezes 45 minutes in?

Skull Island? Looks more like a duck.

198z, now that was a great year for television.

You could become a superhero whose disguise is a chin strap.

No, they purposefully changed the spelling for all clones of major characters in the books. Luuke was one, Emporer Plaapatine was another.

I'm not surprised, I generally rank TV shows in terms of the fat rolls I've developed. Something like Breaking Bad? Full-on beer gut. Hannibal? Another 3 1/2 rolls on top of that.

"Much like this other thing I don't think could happen, I think it could happen." Thanks, Tara.

With that kind of money, I could buy the rights to this franchise and seal it away for all eternity!

Do we have to take any dietary restrictions into account when sending in our entrees?

What the hell kind of a job pays you separate checks at four weeks and one month?!

Basically, if you get that job you won't need to win the contest, because you can buy yourself a new Wonder Years box set every 4 hours.

I don't know why it's not more widely known. I spent who knows how long ticked off that I couldn't access Kindle books before randomly finding out that it's been possible all along.

Don't be silly, they've written tons of jokes. Just not good ones.

That's not as EVIILLLLLLL a plan as I would've expected, I have to say.

That's what happens when you try to put effort into too many shows at one time.

On the other hand, they'd be missing out on a perfect chance for a Fantastic Four tie-in, where Mackey sneaks out of the building and goes to astronaut school before joining Reed Richards and co. on their ill-fated space flight.

I know, right? The guy has his photo widely available to the public, and all of a sudden, starts appearing in one, sometimes two news stories a year!

A heist? I'm in. I'm great at being the Audience Reaction Guy, looking at the CCTV monitors and going "OH, SHIT!" or "OOOOOOH…" when the guy inside has a near miss.

He would fit in well here.

I don't doubt your story, but I think your friend's mother may be getting scammed. At the very least, it's a stretch to use "a few hours" to describe 7-8 hour workdays for an entire month, without any weekends or holidays, which is what the numbers boil down to. I think she may need our help, Wade. Are you in?