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Captain Hygiene
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And reproducing, too, if that profile picture's anything to go on.

I believe you can get many (most? all?) Kindle books to display in an Amazon phone app or browser-based reader. I have for the ten or so I've bought, anyway.

I don't at this moment, but I always shall henceforth.

"O….N….E……..S….T….A….R"
- Captain Hygiene, The Onion AV Club

My favorite King Crimson album.

Haha, wow - hadn't heard that.

Most people weren't paying close attention to the 2nd season, so the 3rd season was basically a recap of everything leading to the 2nd season finale.

WE DON'T NEED THEM DANG FURRIN' SITES TA SEE ALL!

You didn't see the post-credit stinger where his hand burst up out of the ground at the cemetary?

Hannibal revealed as a Sith Lord whose insatiable desire for more Force power led to his obsession with ingesting body parts from midichlorian-rich victims? SOLD.

Alternate possibility: Laurence Fishburne returns as Jack's twin brother Steve to eulogize at Jack's funeral.

Looking forward to the scene where Will transcends reality, then dives into Hannibal's body and explodes him from the inside.

I guess "being terrible" is technically a concept.

I can't wait to see the cute terrier version of Hannibal when they do Red Dragon.

Because you bet the family fortune on that potential outcome and are now living in a cardboard box?

He could be a ghost, or, better yet, an Obi-Wan Kenobi-like guiding voice in Will's ear that totally wasn't recorded on the telephone between takes on Fishburne's new show.

Be honest, it's at most a 3.999 out of 4 stars.

To be fair, that was a pretty crowded category this year.

He is very good, in that he fills me with exactly as much hatred as the real Peter Griffin.

I'll nominate LEGO Movie for the "Sharpest nosedive in the last 15 minutes" category. I was generally loving it, until the conclusion, when it lost its sharply-written wit and turned into the most painfully unsubtle piece of schmaltz I've seen in ages. Seriously, what happened?