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It practically makes its own category!

I'd give it better than even odds of failing, though I doubt it'll be that terrible, even if it's not very good. It doesn't particularly bother me, though, since Breaking Bad is so self-contained. If this show is somehow great, then I have something new to watch; if it's terrible, then I'll just stop watching and

That's Professor Bobo, if you please.

Darn, I was hoping to use that title for my adventure film about an earthbound urban prostitute (ultimately to be followed up by the futuristic sequel, Space Ho!).

I'm all for the True Detectives and the Breakings Bad, but come on…no Hannibal? I'm starting to think these awards may not be as great as they make themselves out to be.

Where can disinterested parties not pre-order this?

Hopefully titled: Bender: Destroy Some Humans

"The physical manifestation of Crime, one-half second after returning home unexpectedly early and finding Mr. Crime, Sr., and Mrs. Crime engaged in marital duty."

Hell yeah, I'm a fun guy. I'm the funnest fun guy that ever funned.

How dare you equate mushroom pizzas and shittiness, sir. How dare you.

Not in The Pizza Counter's America! You'll get your 2.5 slices and you'll like 'em, dammit!

'This app sponsored by the American Pizza Council.'

"Skyler, I've…[opens large suitcase of money]…been working from home on the computer for just a few hours each day."

lol more like breaking TERRIBLE

If you follow his eye-line, he's not even looking at them - he's looking at something on the floor by their feet. Hopefully something poop-related, because poop is funny. Poop!

"Stay out of my territory!"

It should be horrible, but all I can imagine is Happening-esque shenanigans.

Oh, I see what you meant. But it doesn't really matter to me even then: I never felt like the author really communicated that uncertainty to me. Sure, the characters were dealing with a mass disappearance, or the rapture, or a fake rapture, but I rarely felt much of a sense of how I think real people would deal with

Yes, sorry, that was shorthand. Substitute "unexplained mass human disappearance" for that.

Maybe I didn't explain my feelings very well, I guess my problems were more with how everything was written. Yes, big things definitely happened on paper, but I just rarely felt invested in anything that related to the main premise.