I just wanted internet validation, dammit!

That was only mildly amusing, not exactly what I'd expected given the binary dichotomy suggested by the Funny or Die branding.

All I know is, that screenshot really makes me want a Bollywood musical version of Breaking Bad.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Closed for Maintenance

My initial reaction was to laugh, but after thinking about it, Affleck's won me over in more recent years. I don't have a big problem with him, other than that he's yet another hugely recognizable actor playing the character.

The fourth dimension is time, it transports you into the future as you ride it.

I've noticed this kind of thing a few times lately, it's just the problem with (generally) only having a single review attached to each piece of media. If this writer thinks Scott Pilgrim was a masterpiece, too bad. AV Club's position on it is a barely passing letter grade, and there's nothing else to link to that…

I knew the internet would help me when I was too lazy to look it up myself.

Why not combine both ideas? Sexy Russian spies attempt to prevent a suave Washington from fathering our country.

But the commercial implied it was on par with Breaking Bad

Sure, they're on the small side, but that really only matters if you run into someone carrying around a printout of the one on the show for comparison purposes.

There are a lot of great ones, but the muumuu wins for the subtlety of having no text or characters.

The entire time I've watched the series, I've thought it was about as close in feeling to No Country for Old Men as a TV show made by an entirely different crew could be (a huge compliment, in my mind).

HANK DOESN'T RHYME WITH THINK, TONY. But I liked it anyway.

I envision you dropping the red and shouting 'Nooooooo!' as you dive in slow motion towards the bottle of white when a dialogue-heavy scene breaks out into action halfway through.

He looks exactly like David Tennant +20 years to me, which is both good and bad for the show.

That's always a big question, but I think they have about as good of odds as any show I've seen.

"Reanimation at a Wake"

Every single person in that picture has either just stepped in dog poo, or is watching the person next to them do so.

I really want to defend your viewpoint and let kids watch whatever they want, but come on. Smurfs 2.