This could be good, but I'm having a really hard time not seeing it as Walt's misadventures using a hilariously-terrible disguise on the way to the Breaking Bad flash-forward.

I see Betteridge's Law of Headlines is still in effect.

Not bad, but I liked the Alice one a lot more. This one had too many longer, coherent vocal phrases from the film for my taste, they take me out of the music too much.

At last, my dream of haunting the world as an extended Jingle Dogs remix is within reach!

Gleeson, filling the vacant spot in the cast left by Sofía Vergara

So, Walt and Jessie are buying another RV and road-tripping around Egypt solving archeological mysteries? I'm in.

I appreciate your use of the verb form at the end there.

Good, I feel like I've been waiting for it for years now. It's like Star Wars Episode I, except with Stuart instead of Jar-Jar.

Walt wakes up, and has hair, and just a mustache. He smiles and drifts off again, waiting for the alarm to go off and hasten him to another fulfilling day at the car wash.

Special guest in attendance, Gillian, creator of the acclaimed series Beaking Ba.

I have to wonder how they got that picture of Aubrey Plaza from several decades in the future.

Shocking twist: the ricin was in Aaron Paul's champagne.

I misread the main page's summary as saying this was "overslutted," which, as it turns out, also sounds like an apt description.

Not gonna lie, I would love it if he wore that mask through the entirety of the show's final half-season.

Okay, acting.

Heck, at this point just hologram the whole group and use the sound recordings from concerts in their heyday. None of this retiree concert crap.

The joke being Jonathan Banks' Emmy chances derailed by the typo in the article.

"And the award for Best Supporting Actor goes to….Jonathan Bank"

Is the tail end of your necktie being longer than the front some kind of hidden code that you have …connections…as a lawyer?

I'll allow it.