Fixed, thanks!

Unfunny man proposes unfunny joke at the expense of other unfunny man, unfunny internet people produce unfunny screenplay as result, and then unfunny people make unfunny comments about it.  News as it fails to develop.

I propose a Kickstarter to kick Tim Heidecker when you see him on the street.

Is he the one that insists he's "fluffy" and constantly breaks into high-pitched "ay papi" routines?  That guy is atrocious.

Wow Portia de Rossi went and got all Flockhearty during her time away from the show.

This ain't a city, it's a god-belt art-face?

Every time I see or read about these movies I first wonder if they're an adaptation of Asimov's Nemesis, which has a very similar plot (sentient planet, characters react to it, people think they are going crazy), but Solaris the book is like 30 years older than Nemesis, so I guess that's just me.

Wow, you can't see Ali Larter's teeth in that picture, is that even her?

I assume Taskmaster is an Android man.

Also Corscorant.  It's Coruscant.  Pronounced "Koruss - Aunt."

P'shaw, that thing never looks like a real SR-71 and it certainly doesn't act like one in any way. (there's no part of an SR-71 that would be tall enough to stand in, it has two goddamn seats and they are not adjacent let alone in a big comfy cabin, the whole body is packed to the brim with engine and fuel tank, etc).…

It's true The Dude, Pam Anderson is just sucking her gut waaaaaaay up.

Pam!  The Overly-Confident Morbidly Obese Woman and ISIS Field Agent.

Wait, one of the paragraphs is talking about Francine's attempt to get Roger to spank her more, is that a typo?  I figure if she wants Roger to spank her she just needs to offer him some booze or something.

Excrete, stage left even!

His routine on The Aristocrats was fantastic!  A great bit of old-school vaudeville comedy.  Tylenol!

Man I can't give any fucks about The Hunger Games, at least the movie.  It was impossible to worry about the main character when she's established right away as a stoic badass with no weaknesses or potential disadvantages.  She isn't a cackling psychopath, and her support team has the only people in town (the dresser…

No, Harry Potter and the Hanoi Hilton.  The one where Harry gets dropped by one upside the head with a mug right away.

My girlfriend watches true crime documentaries at a crazy pace, and I can't stand them because the production values are generally so bad.  So whenever she gets to the living room and there isn't any new Mad Men, it's straight to something about a guy that murdered a bunch of prostitutes in 1920s Chicago, and I walk…

"When you see him get crushed by a wrecking ball and then run over by a train" sounds like it would be super fun.  Probably once, until you realize it's a 15 second non-interactive cutscene that you're going to see every round you ever play as the Joker in that game.