It is extremely Mortal Kombat-y.  Mortal Kombat also had a super-deep roster by the end, but that didn't keep the characters from being blocky, way too similar, and sort of boring to play as.  It was weird to play as Wonder Woman and see her executing the exact same little 3/4 second high-parabolic jump with a kick in…

New Dan Savage advice column:  He gets letters that aren't about sex at all and that should really have been forwarded right to the Landers' graves.  He copy-pastes "Stop sleeping with them til they do what you want."  Once a year he makes up a fun new catchphrase.

I know it wasn't a dinosaur, it's just a likely inclusion because it's close to the correct size and is one of the various shapes that the public recognizes when they think of predatory dinosaurs.  Granted the big sail doesn't really say "stealth" out loud to me.  Oh wait, I guess maybe if it could use it like one of…

It's gonna be some hunting dinosaur like the Dimetradon or something, except they'll do what they did with Dilophosaur in the first one and tack on new "powers" that the fossil record doesn't really support.  In this case probably nightvision and glowing eyes.

They are dinosaurs, they just discovered that they're a larger or smaller (I forget which) member of another species we already knew about.

Whatevs.  I call bullshit on sex being used as currency in a relationship.  I consider Savage a sex-positive guy.  This is not sex-positive.  It's old-fashioned bullshit.  It sounds like he got that advice from a secretary pool in 1958. 

Damn, does this mean no sequel to Star Wars:  Masters of Teräs Käsi?  I was so looking forward to continuing the saga of the Tusken Raider Hoar and his battle against Thok, the Gamorrean Guard.

I liked whoever it was that didn't have a chariot-style podracer.  He just had a jet.  That guy was awesome and his ship was awesome and that game was awesome.

I'm not putting my lips on that… because it is sad news.

I read it.  I don't agree with sex-withholding as some of football briefcase nuclear deterrent.  Especially from Dan, he's got a whole brand built up around a clever catchphrase exclusively designed for when a relationship isn't working and probably won't.

You're right, this time is special.  I think it's the first moment in all of human history when men had stupid looking beards and mustaches they would later go on to regret.  Further, I think this marks the first age of the development of mankind where people made their choices of casual partners based on variations…

You're bringing up sex as if it's a natural partner of getting what you want.  Why not try "So they should get what they want and sandwiches/hawaiian shirts/a cactus too?"  Sex is part of a relationship, but it's not the only currency involved.

This response pissed me off right away.  The mustache thing is a bad example because it just makes Dan look like a douche, but the motorcycle response is equally bad.

Wait so you're saying sexual blackmail is specifically okay when it's for minor petty reasons?  That seems sort of backwards.

There he went:  God's own prototype.  Too weird to live, too rare to die.

Also missed:  Penn Jillette, who apparently has a contract with the city of Las Vegas to be in any film shot there for a scene, no matter how trivial or minor his role.

Sorry guys, but even a perfunctory search on Deviant Art will reveal that the most abhorrent and violently weird fanbase is Lion King.

You know what I hate?  I hate it when Superman's victories are dependent largely on him having a huge stable of identical super-strong flying robots.  Anytime the end of a Superman story features a bunch of robots saving everyone all at once or pretending to be Clark Kent I feel so down, because the dude's got enough…

To then complicate the legion, they are basically all like Superman himself, someone from a planet where people look uncannily like humans but have some special power.  Most Legionnaires don't even have a power, exactly, they just come from planet lightning powers or planet turn to rock.

Meh wake me up when either
A)  All supercuts are contained in a supercut supercut
B)  People stop calling these shitty montages supercuts as if that makes them interesting.