I kinda prefer the austerity of:

Uh huh.  Totally in love with the only x-men member you can't touch.  The only possibly better recipe for a beard is "combine hair and glue in a bowl."

This is too good to be true,
look at me falling for you!
Believe it or not, I'm walking on air!

Life is like a 10-inch cane, here in Dickberg
Boners, sabers, massive wangs, it's a dick blur!
His dick is mighty,
Like a Redwood tree!
Dick tales!  Woo woo!

Right, so this dude should just fuck foxes.

It's one of the "take it back" things.  Lots of books out there called like "The Ethical Whore" and so on.

Heh the one traditional sex worker I know does it to support a habit all right.  Two habits in fact.  One of them is having sex with skinny Asian guys, the other is collecting first generation My Little Pony dolls.  She doesn't even drink.

No, my brother is pretty similar to that guy's brother and you learn pretty quickly that once you start playing the game of managing their excuses, they realize that excuses are just an easy way to get their needs met.  Next thing you know he'll make some personal steps forward if he just had that Xbox.  And then he'd…

I love AT, but some of the later Venture Brothers stuff is as affecting too, and they're moving that show right along storywise (when they bother to make it).  That finale with the Pulp song?  So good!

I'm sure Michael Bay is already feverishly smacking the big "Angry Japanese Guy" button on the Hollywood phone, which automatically dials Ken Watanabe's house.

So I assume Downeaster Alexa becomes about life, or falling in love, or why he loves a woman even though she is a horrible misanthropic thief?

He played Hannibal King as a great Deadpool and Deadpool as a passable Nazi mummy ninja from Hellboy, so hopefully Hellboy 3 comes along and he can play a decent Hannibal King.

Reynolds then went on to confirm that he was indeed the guy who played Deadpool as a mouthless golem with retractable swords in his arms.

I saw the article and queued up Chemicals, I'll be honest.  Good song.

I want the zoomed out version of that picture where there's a "gang" of youths of varying ethnicities, all in primary color t-shirts and at least one with a headband.  Preferably one of them should have a skateboard, one should have a boombox, and there should be a gray alien in the background, sitting on a giant…

Still not ironic, unless it was naturally expected that a knife would be present.  There's no reason to think that a bundle of 10,000 spoons would contain a knife.  In fact, if you're in the presence of 10,000 spoons, you're probably at a facility that makes or ships spoons, and not a kitchen, so not finding a knife…

Weed!  Bong!  Big fatty blunt!  Snoop Dogg!

How dare Stephenson make a bad joke in the early 90s!  Well lots of them, but still, I'm extending a statute of limitations to the man that gave us Crypto-fucking-nomicon.

Oooh, or the Killers song with "Every once and a little while" in it?

I've got a couple of buddies in the cam and escort industry, and the first thing you learn is that feet shouldn't be free.  Often more people are going to ask to see your feet during a night of camming than your nipples, and they flock to the "new girl" rooms because the new girls don't know that they're giving away…