You are talking of course of Piers "The Color of her Panties" Anthony.

A terp a tiddly derp e derp, a tiddly derp e derrrrrb.

Married before each shoot, divorced quickly afterwards.  Not that much more complicated than the health inspection people that are already at each porn shoot every day.  The wedding officiators could even carpool.

For a while now I've been joking about Alan Rickman's Greatest Sandwich in America, the commercial would feature long, slender fingers tapping in the out-of-focus background as a sandwich is lowered down onto plate in the foreground.  The sandwich is allowed a brief moment to settle, then "So be it" intones, and it…

Because that pointing dance is the only surviving disco move, and it is taught to children by pre-school age television shows.  I'm guessing Barney, Dora, Spongebob, the Teletubbies, and more have all done that specific tiny chunk of the Saturday Night Fever dance.  To kids, disco means repeatedly point up at an…

I wanna say the hot friend was Soleil Moon-Frye, or the grown up Punky Brewster.  Not sure if that's right though.

The hardcore version is on the same DVD release, actually.  The title options include "Play X" and "Play XXX".  My understanding is that used to be fairly common before the bottom dropped out of softcore markets, that a softcore scene is just two hardcore actors pretending to fuck right after they just did actually…

I would unabashedly love a list of themed soundtracks.  Like the Spawn soundtrack that was all rap-rock collaborations and mashups.

Entire bodies in Earth Girls are easy, save great 90s haircuts.

No way, I have that game on my PSP Go back at the house.  It's great!  Just saying it's not unimpeachable.  Chrono Trigger is perfect.  Chrono Cross is fine.

WHAT DID YOU CALL ME I'M NOT SHORT BLARGHL!

Chrono Trigger.  The only flaw is that it has an unrelated not-great sequel.

FMA is mostly anime filler, it's got a good story but it has a big issue with hitting anime comedy beats, which tend towards repetitive timekillers.  I'M NOT SHOOOOOOORT, for example.

The Far Side was never better than when the newspaper would accidentally switch it's caption with the other box comic adjacent.  So Dennis the Menace and Joey are looking into sandwiches and saying "Aw man, hamsters again?"  while in the next panel a family of snakes is seated around a dinner table while the child…

In my friend circle, we still love the In Soviet Russia, but it's evolved into a thing where every line is about a horrifying dystopian Russia instead of something quaint.  So it's always like "In Soviet Russia, mutant bears devour our fishermen!" or "In Soviet Russia, you are killed for audible speech!"

As an actual poly person in a couple of relationships, this podcast drove me nuts because it was basically three people trying to get a poly guy to admit that he's not really poly. It's like if you had three straight guys asking a gay guy "well yeah, but you know boobs are hot, right? Like, you deep down think it's…

Fair enough. Foxworthy impressions are pretty low on the humor scale though, let's all be adults and admit that "you might be a redneck" jokes are roughly as thought-requiring as just saying "Your mom!"

I felt like the Foxworthy riff was awful.  They'd ask the guest a question, then he'd get about two words in and IF YER WIFE DERP DERP DERP.  It sounded like that guy was genuinely uncomfortable with the whole poly thing.

The whole "exclusionary" thing (I really think that's the wrong word, maybe overly inclusive would work better) reared it's head for me the most when he did the show interviewing the woman who did a cooking show on Youtube he produced.  It was marketed at nerds, I think the first episode was supposed to have some sort…

Firefly : Nerds :: Bong : Stoners.