I can see where Dikachu is trying to go.  Kink play is difficult because it's weird thinking that the guy next to you at the office is currently having their definition of sex.  Like since he's got a lock on his wang, he's currently engaged, like the blogger dude said in the article, in foreplay.  Imagine if the guy…

Tossed off line in the beginning where Pepper recommends they call Nick or Steve, Tony responds with "I don't play well with others, remember?"

Captain Planet’s Journal. October 12th, 1985: Capybara carcass in Amazon this morning, keel impact on burst stomach. This world is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The rivers are extended gutters and the gutters are full of toxins and when the deltas finally calcify, all the vermin will drown in cancerous…

…..sigh, she was an Okampa.  Goddamn it I know that.  Goddamn it.

There is no bigger comedy slut in dramatic television than John Hamm.  That guy will show up in any comedy show or podcast, for even the smallest role.  A tiny butler part on The Inreasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, regular appearances on Doug Loves Movies and Comedy Bang Bang, an upcoming role on Archer, the…

Ummm.. furies.  Furies.  Hopefully that's an autocorrect issue because that would be hilarious.

Sorry but this film has entered a double-secret negative zone and must now do the penalty dance.  Two points!

Good, original ideas?  Sir you forget that only last year Hollywood gifted us with Ooogieloves: Big Balloon Adventure, which is neither sequel nor adaptation.  Cinema is alive, breathing, and talking like a stereotypical jewish vacuum cleaner.

It could yet be!  "Jack the Giant Slayer" could just be this year's "Oogieloves: The Big Balloon Adventure."

Don't care, no portmanteau that starts with man or bro sounds cool, they all sound like they're being made up by advertisers to sell either beer or yogurt depending on if they're supposed to be awesome or dumb.

He sounds like a tiny Jewish nerd.  Every time I hear someone coming down on him for his voice, I feel like it's bullying.  He's got a case of glasses-voice.

Oh oh and on the theme of meta-jokey limericks:

There was a young man from Devizes,
Who had balls that were quite different sizes,
For one was so small,
It was no ball at all,
But the other one won several prizes
(I've known that one since I was a child, and was thrilled and relieved to learn that Devizes is a real city)
and:

Whoa oh, amber is the grade of this emergency
Whoa oh, the lifeboats are sinking so artlessly

She stowed away on the blimp.

Probably, my version of Don't Come Around Here No More is pretty weak.

He's basically the opposite of a cash grabber type.  He's made statements about keeping the cost of his albums level, same with his ticket prices, and I've read about him trying to stop the reservation of good seats at his shows for business clients and so on.  He wants to feel the love.  Naturally that's why he did…

Can I please get the Simpson's Poochy quote in here?  Any article about a decision made by anyone in Hollywood feels empty until that quote is in the comments generating likes, consistently and thoroughly.

That's actually a good possibility, especially since they also currently own the rights to Iron Fist.  How badass would that be?  Very badass.

I've never seen Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure. Just a hole in my pop culture landscape. About once a year, a friend comes by, is boggled in the mind by my shortcoming, and then they proceed to not find in on Netflix Instant. It seems like it should be there.