You want the mustache on, or off?

Once you learn what cis means, head on over to Tumblr and learn how horrible of a person you are for identifying as it. And check your privilege, CIS scum!

There were only so many times I could watch Soultaker (though it was a lot), I think my vote would go to Larry Sanders show.  Or The Pigkeeper's Daughter, which lets it win that category instead of the third, which it should have.  That film was just weird old 70s stag-reel porn.

Categories for the Instant Awards:

From what I remember reading they needed to have a Daredevil movie in production by October of last year and failed, so there's probably a minor legal scuffle happening now that will result in Marvel having Daredevil back.  They also got Blade back from New Line, Luke Cage back from Sony, Punisher and Man-Thing back…

Wasn't the last article about Downton Abbey specifically about how it's own cast doesn't watch?  Or at least the senior members, right?  So no guarantee you're adding a black audience member.

I see the 4G one because I watch Hulu, but I always have the sound off.  As far as I can tell the plot is that she rides a bike and then a helicopter so use our cellphone service, is that basically right?

Kids aren't improvising seven seconds of that "disco" dance move all at once.  That is some raw bullshit.  Those ads are the worst.

Oh man remember the Overstock ads with that orange lady in all white that wanted you to associate amazon-style online warehouse shopping with orgasms?  Those were fun.

Shit that was real?  I figured that was a dry bit. 

Let's just say a big old picture from The Shining isn't really "inspired" by The Shining.  You could say it's "Silk-screened from" or "directly ripped off of" maybe?

Man couldn't she just do a photo shoot as April instead?

Soy Sauce!

It's caffeinated bacon, baconated grapefruit, Admiral Crunch, and Archduke Chocula.

Now with more girl!

I don't drink so to me the inside of a strip club always resembles a Rube Goldberg device intend to grind money out of dudes at an amazing rate.  Every time I go into one, I'm accompanying a bunch of drunk friends for some reason or another, and watching the staff descend on them and immediately sell them 400 dollars…

Really?  Three Seinfelds and no Chuck Finley?  C'mon. I guess it isn't strictly a sitcom.

Personal favorite is Caligula, which features "6 minutes of not-bad hardcore footage"

Chris Hemsworth really seems more like a Shaftoe than a Waterhouse, right?

Could the mummy be a hot broody 24-year old teenager?  Could he have to interact with/eventuall fall in love with a blank slate heroine?  Could we perhaps add an Anubis-y werejackal into the story as the competitive love interest/bad boy for even more feminine projection/slashfic potential?