Or busy, or just barely holding together some personal issues, or deep in thought, or deaf, or needing a moment of silence.  One of those.  Probably best to assume they're an asshole though, totally.  That's what you should do when being nice to someone and they don't immediately reciprocate, is wildly swing in the…

Yeah, that was definitely a taste of one of those "damn internet kids with their light up shoes and their the iphones and I don't even know what" lines.  I love the thought that in 1995 that guy would have just been sitting there, staring straight ahead, hoping a girl noticed him.  I remember how I spent most of the…

I'd be blaming the trailer.  The horseback riding, cliff-climbing, bunch of cool scottish warriors action that said "This movie is Pixar Braveheart, you're going to see scotsmen doing cool fantasy scottish stuff!"  The trailer did not say "This movie is roughly 80% bears" which I think would have helped manage…

If their next album isn't called Music For Dudes With White Pony Tails then they've missed an opportunity.

I assume the Archmage of the Aether was the first one in here, from the looks of that Cosmetics Golem they used for a picture.  Can only be hit by a +3 or greater weapon or one with the photoshop keyword, I'm guessing.

You can't completely hate on Goof Troop when it spawned A Goofy Movie, which not only packs an insane amount of adult dialog into a hot-tub conversation between Goofy and Pete (seriously) but also gave us the Powerline song Eye to Eye.  Listen to that stupid chunk of 90s pop and try not to love it, even when Pauly…

U2 - Joshua Tree

I can't wait til Kevin Smith is revealed to have helped write this.  And further I can't wait til the QA session where he answers the question "Hey, what was it like working with Elizabeth Banks" with a 45 minute story about writing Justice League.

It's 24, not 23.  How soon we forget the honored dead.

It's cool.  Eventually Cyrus will die.  Then get dumped in a swamp.  The he'll be reborn.  On a Monday.

This guy loves pants!

This is a little upbeat, but it always made me sad:
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It was from Brave Little Toaster, the dump song.

Is that one of the two movies that came out in the same year that basically have the plot of "Sure, the world is ending, but what does it mean to depressed rich people?"

It's true, but this is still basically the worst Weird Al.  It's a long song where he just tells you what happens in the movie.  It's impressive that he set basically Cliff Notes to American Pie, but there's no jokes!

Did she promise him the nipples of Robert Mitchum in there?  That sounds like something Garey Busey would claim he lost when his house was repossessed.

"Why's he named Chito?"

The Stormfront callout was really funny to me as an ashkenazi jew, since it meant action52 basically recommended I take my thoughts to the one place on the internet where they don't think I'm a white guy.

Actually it's because he subscribes to the school of thought that racism can be defined as prejudice based on race aimed at people that aren't part of an entrenched power structure, so racism against whites isn't especially rare in his opinion, it's just not racism.  Which is fine.  My criticism of the show has…

Yeah maybe, and I'd be pleased if my point was that I'm hurt or he's wrong or something.  I just don't think the show is very well assembled or presented.

Check below to see where I'm coming from.  The show is too short, it doesn't go into depth, and there are a lot of discussions where Ti errs on the side of racist without any really good reason.  A lot of "Yeah, that's a really good argument guest host but I'm gonna go ahead and say that's racist anyway" type stuff…