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Yo Is This Racist Podcast discussion section:
Is there a point to this podcast?  Couldn't it be one minute long and just have him say "Yo what up racecars, it is racist unless it happens to white people, then it is not racist and is funny.  See you next week!"

Comments to WonderMark open, "This is not funny" becomes the new "Hey we can post here now?".

Yeah, if I could just wildly speculate in parentheses, I'd say this (midwestern christian twentysomething) caught her boyfriend watching (a vanilla POV porn DVD where you can skip between chapter-based positions).

Because all the porn people try to make themselves with their partner is nasty as hell.  I tried doing the amateur "let's just point a webcam at us and go" thing a few times on request and it was always deleted as soon as it arrived.  Lighting, angles, and hair generally do you no favors, same with not having a bunch

I love how his answers are always what he was going to talk about anyway.  That's the mark of a good QA session.

So do the studios that own X-Men and Spiderman also own extradimensional versions of X-Men and Spiderman?  Because I want an eXiles movie, specifically from the first three trades or so.

Let's get a list going of songs that need to be quietly removed from karaoke bars:

A relatively lightweight one that's scaling it vertically, I'm going to guess without clicking the link.  Except I'm guessing the answer we want is an elephant-sized burrowing predator, which is dumb.  Also, I'm totally willing to accede that those monster designs are fairly cool.  I'm a fan of a cool monster design. 

Seems to me like Glee only has covers.  That's their stock in trade, it's basically all they have.  So why doesn't Coulton just get on the phone with these other guys that have been ripped off or verbally harassed by the Glee people, record an album of covers of Glee covers called Flag Squad, and start selling that on

Oh man that ice one is the worst.  It's a giant heavy predator that lives on ice.  And it has big spikes for feet.  Imagine a polar bear that has big spikes for feet.  Go get that seal! What?  You're just stuck in the snow?  You should have kept those big old manhole-cover paws you had, huh?  I know, the spikes are

Iron Sky takes a funny premise and shits Epic Movie style inanity all over it.  Oh gawrsh what if they landed their invasion ship…..in a WEED FARM?!

Iron Sky takes a funny premise and shits Epic Movie style inanity all over it.  Oh gawrsh what if they landed their invasion ship…..in a WEED FARM?!

I'm pretty sure that by "designed them all" you mean "designed one of them, stuck a gray alien's face on it once, and then later recolored the original bright red."

Man I just hope that monster saves it's kid from that assassin bear.

Well, I'd think it's that she's one of those 9/11 is fake people.

Brittany could totally sing a report in science class about the disappearance of all the furry lobsters.

Not even of his rad car 2 Wycked?  It has a tank on top that sprays a peach snchapps mist.

They said we could bring back Mystery Science theater but only if they had to cancel Krod Mandoon, Kenny vs. Spenny, Secret Girlfriend, Lewis Black's Root of All Evil, Distraction, Jon Benjamin Has a Van, Lil' Bush, That's My Bush, Michael and Michael have Issues, Reality Bites Back, Shorties watching Shorties, The

Which is a shame, because the whole time I was watching all I was thinking was "Man, I'm glad he settled on making this about elves.  Not enough or any of the Hellboy franchise was about elves before.  More elves, I say."

I want the full runs of Space Ghost C2C, The Brak Show, Sealab 2021, and Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law.  Is that too much to ask?  Probably!  Do it anyway Netflix!