That's nowhere near as confusing as the existence of Carl Sjunior's Hamburgers (only it's a lumber yard).

Man a two-column leftward shift?  Is that a Marvel RPG reference?  All from Remarkable to Amazing?  That is some deep cut good shit.

That's a matter of location and time spent.  My warhammer scene is all well-adjusted married nerds that take showers and have game tables in their houses in addition to the local stores.  The smelly shitty kids that play it don't have space to play it elsewhere/money, so they spend way too long being smelly and shitty…

I had a fellow pick up my metal Hive Tyrant and hurl it at me (he missed and it fell apart on impact with a nearby wall).  He was just mad that he was placed out of a tournament, by "fucking bullshit tyranids."  The store owner called the cops, it was a bad scene.

Because they are celebrities and they will show up.  That convention is basically a big venus flytrap for celebrities, and it is not picky.  This is why Kevin Smith gets a whole huge hall for an hour every year to promote things like "nothing" and "whatever." 

I request a satanic funeral!

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Man I tried but I maybe need to start from the beginning.  They lost me when one of the guys called 4e D&D "pen and paper warcraft" which is such a shit nerd talking point.  It's the gamer equivalent of calling rap "jungle music."

Imagine you made it about halfway through the second sentence of your post and then Jason Mantzoukas shouted you down, yelling "NO YOU GUYS THIS IS CRAZY."  That's why people have an issue with it.  It's just bad formatting.

In 2003, a crack-addled moron on rollerskates was committed to film for talent he didn't possess. This manchild promptly escaped television to the Los Angeles film industry. Today, still wanted by nobody, he survives as a bit player in awful films. If you have a movie, if no one else can shit it up for you, and if you…

Anthony Jeselnik on Tosh's rape statement:  "He didn't say it."  He went on the then say a comedian is not a comedian if they don't defend Tosh.  By claiming he didn't say the stuff he's on tape saying,  I guess?

BANJO!

My dream heckle is to just loudly announce the origin of each joke Carlos Mencia tells, after he tells it.

Seriously.  If Chris Hardwick has taught us anything, it's that a nerd is defined as anyone who a) claims they are a nerd, and b) watches any serialized TV show.

I'd also say that to enjoy Batman, I'd want to watch it edited so that the whole Jack Napier thing wasn't in there.  Further, they weren't ready to film a guy in a rubber costume, Keaton's Batman has less points of articulation than the action figures of Keaton's Batman.  If they had stuck with some rubber armor-y…

Whoa whoa.  This man's overdosed on NPR.  Get him on a drip of ad-naseum Alice in Chains songs, and I will administer the shock-jock paddles.

Whoa whoa.  This man's overdosed on NPR.  Get him on a drip of ad-naseum Alice in Chains songs, and I will administer the shock-jock paddles.

"I just feel like the nerd community is so divisive and it makes me sad that my various airheaded celebrity friends aren't taken seriously when they claim they are nerds because they like The Sopranos" - Chris Hardwick to a variety of disinterested interview subjects.

"I just feel like the nerd community is so divisive and it makes me sad that my various airheaded celebrity friends aren't taken seriously when they claim they are nerds because they like The Sopranos" - Chris Hardwick to a variety of disinterested interview subjects.

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