Yeah, what the fuck is with that thing?  What parent is thinking "oh hey, a four-foot withered decrepit old clown doll that's leering in a horrific manner, I bet my toddler will love this."

I just couldn't deal with the hilariously swingy magnetic properties of the skull.

It didn't sell me because as soon as they had the video evidence (which they had a lot of) of shit happening in their house that they couldn't explain, they should have been on the phone to relatives and the police.  Instead it was psychics and ghost dudes.  But they have shots of stuff just catching on fire, and…

Semi-Pro 2:  Quarter-Pro

All three of them were three different ages?  That's astonishing!

Oh man I hope this doesn't take off, it's all hunger dunger dang and I love Tom Petty too much to come across this crap on the radio.

Retconned in a movie, and then they poked fun at the episode during the most recent season, when the crew is digging for a missing link in Africa, and find "another one of Fry's dogs" which is quickly thrown in the stewpot so he won't get all maudlin again.

The porn fluffer equivalent of John Henry died fighting against fancy newfangled Cialis pills in the 90s.

He did hand-wave actually.  Said that the simpler the element, the less different it was between the universes, so oxygen and water were both processable by the Visitors.

I'm part of the tiny little majority that didn't see this, does it have obvious softball weed jokes?  You know, like a guy gets stoned and then he has a bugeyed reaction to a huge amount of weed near him?  Without that sort of thing you lose the stoner audience.

The Black Cauldron.  I want it rereleased digitally remastered so it's in 3D, and also so that it lives up to expectations instead of being corrrectly hidden away for decades at a time.  If putting it in 3D suddenly makes it not suck and gets rid of that shitty Creeper character, let's do it!

Oh man, I saw that show in San Diego.  It killed me to see Bad Religion opening.  We considered leaving during the Blink 182 portion of the evening, but ultimately decided against it because of hot girls around.

I like that the Legion clip is titled "Legion - Ice Cream Man Scene (good quality)."  It amuses me that someone found a way to use the term good quality in conjunction with that film.

Not really.  Most of that "we're the best" jargon that makes ultramarines famous is standard-issue to every chapter.  No White Scar marine is like "We're pretty good!"

I'd like to call for a moratorium on movies being called Tyrannosaur or T-Rex or Tyrannosaurus Rex, unless they include at least one sweet scene of well-rendered model or CGI T-Rex doing awesome dino stuff.  No using them as metaphors.  I get excited when I see the name, and then oh no, it's an indie drama about…

Push the little daisies and make them come up
Push the little daisies and make them come up

Not even remotely inexplicable.  People who smoke weed think there is literally no finer comedy on Earth than the simple mention of weed or weed activities. 

Shit man, I let Peanuts go a long time ago too.  Charlie Brown Christmas is sorta boring.  Admit it.  In your heart of hearts.

Yay another game starring a space marine.  I too adore the noble bolter, etc.  I wish there was a good action game (non RTS, I love me some DOW:Retribution), where you could fuck around in the 40k universe without having to play some emperor's lapdog.  And not just the same guy with some spikes and blood on him…

I think we all know that bikers love harpsichord music.