Also, while it was a total throwaway, the relatively quiet shots of Weasel Island being infested with weasels was the biggest laugh of the night for me, especially when Apu makes disconcerted eye contact with one during a pan.

I think you have underestimated exactly how bad MadTV can be.

It's a "host." A host of angels. Also, it's a nastiness of gargoyles. Venereal game group names are the best.

Tom Petty
Wildflowers, the album

Mecha Shiva Mecha Shiva

Fucking BUSH Motherfuckers
…Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Dave's on sale again
We kissy kiss in the rear view…

Fuckin Art Bell
That guy has helped me get through some long-haul late night drives. He's so hilarious, basically just acting as a straight man who agrees with every insane trucker or housebound weirdo that calls in to talk about energy flows that bother them. It's fan-freaking-tastic.

No spinoff of animated They Might be Giants songs? That was the real fan favorite episode!

Incoming dispatch from Crazytown! Read:

Mohammad, having overindulged at the chili cook-off, experiences loose poops.

I miss the part of the commercial, apparently cut for time, where that big red thing from Yo Gabba Gabba is leaning out of the sunroof as they're driving through the city. This is of course because I'm a diehard card-carrying Aquabat cadet, and anything even tangentially connected to the greatest 3rd wave ska band…

Later seasons can die in a fire. Seriously, here's a quick list of some character bits I'd kill if they had blood to drain:

That'd all be fine if the gameplay wasn't so boring, which was my original problem with 9, along with the exceptionally bad dialect it uses, which I remember as being reminiscent of the way LARPers always seem to talk and come up with names.

Final Fantasy games
And that's not a dumb naming convention joke, either. They've been getting worse by degrees, the new one is a movie with occasional flashes of button pressing, except that no one would forgive an actual movie for being that damn confusing and windbaggy. 12 was like a book on tape. Series should…

Red Hot Chili Peppers: What more can they say about girls and California?

NO FEET!
This whole plan just seems to be attracting a bunch of goobers.

It's a set of scenes towards the middle. First Max changes his dad's map route so they're going towards LA (it's a whole trust betrayal thing they play really hard), then there's a surprisingly nasty confrontation between Goofy and his son, an insane reconciliation (involving Bigfoot), and then, the part that still…

I can have another you in a minute
And in fact, he'll be here in a minute.

The Big Night restaurant is in San Diego, called Lotsa Pasta. They still hype it with that ridiculous pasta cake timpano thing.

Best thing about Mario World was the secret levels contained inside the star world secret levels that, upon completion, replaced all the turtle shells in the world with creepy masks. No matter how much I preferred the turtle shells, I couldn't stop myself from completing that immediately.