Isn't this how modern comics are done now? I thought they were either dour, introspective examinations of self, or post-modern satire.

I have to admit I didn't much like their last album but I thought No Nations was an A.

His place looks a little underwhelming. Like that fan/light fixture, it looks thirty years old.

I'd be lying if I hadn't thought at least once about how amusing it would be if you were actually Jake Gyllenhaal. I mean, why else make that an account name? And how great considering my response to your comments for the longest time was to simply praise Jake's performances (you were robbed not getting an Oscar…

Even how you spell is pretenshuss.

I think Clumsy is fantastic but I never took to the later stuff. It seemed to have too much of a conmercial polish.

You inexplicably took Nickelback, Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, and Justin Beiber, and somehow left the Hip, Matthew Good, Sam Roberts, Corb Lund, the Arkells, and Matt Mays just sitting there. Like WTF guys. And you only found Feist because they put her in an iPod commercial so no points for that.

Somehow it makes perfect sense that the same guy who would call his cat Fatso would make that video.

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He's currently rocking back and forth in the shower and crying. But seriously, this is a poor allocation of resources.

If I was there I would get a Big McEnroe down the Amazon.

This case is the equivalent of a lottery ticket. It's definitely not a reason to go to law school. You'd have better chances of success playing penny stocks with the money you aren't spending to go to school.

It also has the juvenile Michael Bay-esqe quality of making want to worship and respect these guys because they're just so cool. And Teller really seems to portray those qualities in the trailer.

No this is well deserved. His performance was hammy and way overacted and insufferable. I was always acutely aware that I was watching Jared Leto play the Joker.

$7 million weird?

But did you see that big list of "IPs" he is so fond of? You know someone is deeply passionate about a character when they refer to it as an intellectual property.

I could go for some California Games style rollerblading.

Yeah, for all I know it could be good but with 500 years of literature to make my way through, reading some middle class urbanite whine about her breakup is certainly not enticing. As Dunham describes it: Chelsea Martin continues to prove herself the preeminent chronicler of Internet age malaise and I f***ing love it.…

Gary Bettman paid a lot of money for that feature and now there is a new team in Las Vegas. So think about it.

I agree, it was Trump being a stupid asshole and thinking he was making one of his patented funny, tongue-in-cheek quips. What I don't get is why people have to pretend like it wasn't. He knew what he was doing, we all knew what he was doing, so why pretend like he meant something he obviously didn't?