He was simply calling for 'second amendment people' to come out and vote. Which is why he delivered it in a diminuendo and made it ambiguous like it was a throw away line, as opposed to an actual cry for action which one would expect if that's what he was trying to say.

Dependable until you slip and break your hip and have to use a cane for the rest of your days.

What about the metric where I hate things and don't have to explain why?

But what do you do for the hour and fifty five minutes when they aren't playing the recognizable parts of the score?

This whole thing does seem bizarre. It's sort of unfortunate that the only way people will go to the 'symphony' is if it involves 3D dragons and music from their favorite show.

Neil Young is the shit, and Tim Bits are, uh, full of high fructose corn syrup.

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People have really backed off this set, which is interesting as its not less scorn proof than the others. Maybe people are just fatigued from all the bitching at comics no one is making them read?

It's your own fault for not charging these cats for the exposure.

So, uh, what you're saying is that you're holding?

If a moderate amount of vitamins available in nutritious food are good for me, does it not stand to reason that highly concentrated quantities in powder form will be super-duper great for me? Unless you can impugn the infallible concept that more = better then you had better start instagraming some apologies. Now if…

The Melissa McCarthy one is everywhere, with a dozen different clickbait lines. I am part of the problem though, because I clicked to see what exactly the spin was that they intended to put on it. Just to no one else does the same, they're talking about the cancellation of her sitcom.

It also looks like Ihnat was talking to a celebrity for the first time. Instead of asking questions she was just raving about how much she loves the show. "Every episode of that show is awesome!" How is he supposed to respond to that?

Can we work The Thing in there somehow? And maybe Roddy Piper, just because.

You're making a joke without realizing that we really want this. We really do.

Maybe this doesn't make a lot of sense, but it seems more disrespectful to have done something like this 45 years ago, given how much fresher the incidents would be. Time helps create a sense of detachment from events of the past - it's easier to pretend like something's effect is lessened when virtually everyone…

The funny thing is that, based on her diary entries, if Anne Frank were alive today she probably would be a Belieber, and also love Pokemon Go.

There's a weird limbo area in the late 70's and early 80's though that doesn't really fit into either category. It's a bracket that didn't have to contend to the same degree with the Gen X problem of being frozen out of a job market by Boomers who were still years away from retirement. And they also came of age as…

I figured out he was back about half-way through the Ghostbusters newswire. The clue was that I was laughing.

After laughing out loud a couple times at this I suddenly had an epiphany that this must be an O'Neal newswire. And I was right!