They didn't say that's what happened though. He wouldn't 'inadvertently' have smashed the guitar if Tarantino was yelling cut.

I've never understood why methadone has a street value (I should mention it's free in Canada).

I should have thrilled you when the zombies danced!

"What was supposed to happen was we were supposed to go up to that point, cut, and trade guitars and smash the double. Well, somehow that didn’t get communicated to Kurt, so when you see that happen on the frame, Jennifer’s reaction is genuine."

This is a real comment someone took the time to write.

Fuck it, just surrender already and make him fight zombies. What he wears is secondary, as long as it's 'gritty'.

As a computer I can accurately weigh in on this issue. It should have been clear his comment was more likely than not a reference to something, and your comment was weirdly personal and trollish for the AVClub. Trolling is obviously welcome here and even appreciated, but it's sort of an art form so you're expected to…

You say that like it's a bad thing.

I've often toyed with doing a blog of really obscure and absurd fan fiction. Like a gritty noir story called "A Ride-along with Sgt. Powell" about the cop from Die Hard who was also the dad in Family Matters. Actually, maybe it would be better if the ride along was actually with Carl Winslow, who was also a cop.

I really, really, really, really want Palin back on the ticket. Just so the next time someone starts barking about American exceptionalism we can all say 'really dude…really?'

These guys play a crazy tight show for a bunch of lazy proto-hipsters. I've never been disappointed with a Dandy's set.

I feel like the only person who had no major issues with that movie. Aside from the science guy carelessly playing with the alien life forms and Vickers failing to run sideways to escape the ship I didn't take much issue. There were a ton of unanswered questions but I just assumed that was deliberate.

Can we give Peter Sellar's a pass for the Party though? I mean can you imagine anyone else in that role?

I chuckled at your comment, assuming Archie Meets the Punisher was another classic example of AVClub snark humour. Then something compelled me to google it…just to be sure. And there it is. A real fucking thing. Why does this exist? Then I got to thinking - AvP was obviously the joke, riffing on the absurd existence…

Nice comment, it makes you look like a gimmick account.

Since when have nipples ever been allowed on a network tv movie trailer? I'm not suggesting Disney is beyond pushing its family values on the network but this doesn't seem like an unusual directive.

I don't understand how he keeps getting major blockbuster rolls despite his constant flopping. How does one recover from Green Lantern and RIPD to land a movie like Deadpool? Even his other movies like the Change Up don't appear to have made enough to cover budget and marketing. Although, the Proposal did inexplicably…

This was fun to read up on - my ten year old self was oblivious to it being based on the Epic of Gilgamesh, but it makes sense now. And I think it was more like 25 years ago I read it.

Holy fuck it is. Thank you, I've had this comic in my head forever and have had a crazy urge to read it again.

Alright, this is a bit of a non-sequitur but for years I've been trying to find a four part comic series I read about twenty years ago. It involves two alien twin brothers who crash on earth. One is raised by hippy parents and he somehow becomes the CEO of a giant multi-billion dollar corporation. The other has a more…