The AVClub is not the place for hyperbole! You are worse than Hitler!

Dolan's Cadillac is an excellent story but the movie is just an absolute turkey. It had so much potential (I can only imagine it in the hands of the Coen brothers) and it's clear the filmmakers just had no idea what they should have done with it.

I'm still in deep confusion over the person who uploaded it not making it available in my country. Is he planning on selling the Canadian distribution rights??

So maybe you're the wrong person to ask but is he worth reading?

With that wow comment are you saying they aren't? How does excluding the power brokers from participating in the conversation help anything?

Damn right it is, three more years of relevant before I have to ride Carrousel!

Leto obviously feels stuck in the shadow of Ledger's Joker, but he's going about it the wrong way. Trying to outdo him instead of having fun with the role will probably turn this into a Fantastic Four style audience backfire.

Too busy putting out rain barrels?

Is that the orange juice they used to sell?

I'm sort of lost on this concept of movies that dads love. Are dads some sort of borg style hive mind? Because if so I'm glad I don't have kids.

Dads are such losers, I bet they liked it. And they probably put in the new Cold Play on the way home.

Jake is just method acting a role for the upcoming romcom Mansplainin'

That's the kicker - the team folded as soon as they signed everyone and now they're all off slumming it in the fringe leagues, like European basketball or Canadian football players.

Ever heard of Racist Town? Population: You!

I hope that if they bring back the female lead they actually make her competent instead of being a wimp and a liability. Seriously, Eggsy's story arc was going from a nobody delinquent underdog to a super agent - hers was overcoming her fear of heights in a truly graceless manner.

The AVClub is like a sports team that lost all its franchise players, and Ignatiy is like the quality player you never noticed before because he was always forced to play backup. Now with all the good people having left to go all in at the Dissolve, and the site being overwhelmed with horrible GJI posts, he's one of…

We're so used to these guys that it's truly bizarre, actually surreal, to watch these ridiculous and awful clips of them. What's even worse is that Mulclair is totally dismissed despite being the most sane and qualified (that video of him making a bad joke with his name is literally the worst you could drum up on him).

In his defense often the only difference is the credibility of the writer.

It's true, did we really need another Deathstar?

Actually that's somehow become a major election issue in Canada right now.