It made me want to rip the direct interfacing microchip out of my head and stomp on it.

Cue cease and desist letter in 3…2…

Even at the time the plot was nonsensical but computers were still kind of mysterious so it was easy to suspend disbelief. But how are we supposed to believe today that someone screwing around on the internet accidentally stumbles into the launch code procedures for the country's nuclear devices and no one notices or…

I don't know if it's possible to aggressively watch the fuck out of a movie but I intend to try with this one.

Typical bigot. You don't think there can be tall goblins? It's not a goblin unless it conforms to your preexisting prejudices of what a goblin is supposed to look like? I'm off to twitter to tweet your address *tweets wrong address*

Are you holding?

DON'T-PRAISE-THE-MACHINE!

The problem is that all the good writers left/were fired, and in their place they put out an open call for people to source GJI articles and write newswires. And meanwhile O'Neal went to work on other projects which was unfortunate as his newswires were the only reason I started reading them in the first place. Then…

U mad bro? Are the womens gettin' ya down? The bitch boss riding your ass?

lol we are…not the same age, are we? I can see what you mean, Donald Glover is hard to dislike.

NWA will forever be a part of my early teenage years and I will always enjoy them, but truthfully their music was totally corny to the extent that today it almost sounds like a novelty act and that's the level I enjoy it on.

I'm I the only one who has the right side of the gif cut off?

You definitely described the most logical way it would be set up, it doesn't sound that complicated really.

There definitely is more research needed before anyone can say it's a safer alternative, but realistically what's the worst it can do to you? Give you cancer, emphysema, and increased risk for heart attack and stroke?

Angrily maligning one's own white privilege is definitely one of the odder recent cultural trends.

It is a bit confusing as to what it was we just watched. Lloyd basically staggers around and mumbles about something indecipherable while maybe playing with a drone he is using to film himself. Then it says to be continued…. What precisely are we waiting for?

I heard Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

It is funny how anything someone does online is turned into a legitimate cause of some kind. Like some guy makes a petition on an online petition site and the second rate newswire writers are acting like there's a meaningful lobby to get him off the air.

You recited that way too well. I have images of you sitting in a liberal arts college cafeteria seething with rage, fists clenched, while you overhear the droning inanity of a first year sociology study group.

But how did he figure out we're all women?