Please say it isn't so. The success of a remake is probably 100% dependent on the casting, and a wooden action star (male or female) will make it another instantly forgettable and disposable remake in the vein of RoboCop or Total Recall. I can't think of many people who could pull it off - perhaps Chris Pratt if he…

I remember enjoying the fuck out of it. I don't think I had any expectations though, I was completely fine with something over the top and stupid and it sure delivered.

It's the National Post, which basically trolls its own readership (this is the headline most of the readers want to see but angers a small section, and then they'll piss everyone off by having some 'libtard' guest editor make some absurd argument that even any right thinking 'progressive' would roll their eyes at.)

When people accuse the "PC crowd" and "progressives" of stifling their rights, it is generally directed at minorities and women. I don't see many allegations of the PC police being spearheaded by straight white men who, according to the anti PC crowd, are actually a persecuted group. As a current example, here is an…

That's two separate things, Internet

There are few issues I feel more alienated from than this idea of "outrage culture" vs. "people are too uptight and controlling our right to speak our minds".

I'm genuinely curious how someone with a net worth estimated at $50 million could be bothered to charge $142 for a photograph.

She is pretty mean to dudes.

I liked Southpaw even if it didn't do so great at the box office.

This place turned into Buzzfeed so gradually I didn't even notice. I give it a year until it's devolved into Viralnova.

Did you notice that the droids from the prequels were the exact same make and model as the ones used in the later movies? I thought that was clever.

Exactly, how is repeating scenes poetic or artistic? Usually that's just called repeating yourself, and is a sign of creative problems.

What's the twist?

Listen to Arnie, he'll get you inspired

Sounds like maybe you want to get dumped?

Is a foursome technically an orgy? What's the critical mass at which point it evolves beyond group sex?

To me, Shalimar the Clown felt like it was written by a computer programmed to write Rushdie novels. And as for the ending, I found it tonally jarring as it really did not fit with the rest of the story.

Free audiobooks of movie novelizations - this is like the atom bomb in the War on Literature.

Lots of the characters and events are totally fictional.

They'll probably give it the True Detective treatment, and tell it about Noriega or some other drug kingpin.