And movie options rights are sold in three, two, one…

I suppose, if you're like Japanese or something.

Yeah, why did that thing that controls time never get used again? Might have been handy after Dumbledore gets poisoned and starts dying. Might have been useful to just go back in time and kill Tom Riddle.

*surreptitious typo fix*

Oh big shock Patchfacethefool found his way into a Lena Dunham thread and wants to insult her (presumably on the basis of her looks). Are you going through withdrawal waiting for the next Cameron Esposito article to come around?

But the people complaining already know they hate Carmen and know they are going to hate the column. But it's just so bloody important that they make their opinions known like clockwork every week. There's something underpinning that.

This exactly. Everyone complains about whether it fits here as if there aren't a billion other articles they could go off and read instead. I haven't read an Inventory that didn't seem like filler in over a year but somehow refrain from clicking on every single one just to complain about it.

There's an interesting trend where the same people show up for Carmen's column and the Girls review every week without fail to make many, many posts about how much they hate the content. It's hard not to make assumptions about motivations in these cases.

I can't help but notice though that you are here week after week slagging this article. I really cannot understand what compels you to click on this feature every fucking time just so you can make sure everyone knows how 'blah' you feel about Carmen and her writing. Go do something else with your time. There are a…

I have five of broats.

The problem is that every project they're given is too huge, and it feels like they're setting themselves up for failure. They need to do a few movies with a $20m budget and actually invest in story, character and mood.

I think McCarthy would be the Murray as she's more obnoxious and in-yo-face, while Wiig would be the straight-girl.

That scene with the giant insects eating people…nightmare fuel. As much as I hate reboots, I actually enjoyed that one due to the kid in me that always loved anything to do with monsters.

My memory of that reboot is probably similar to the experience of having memories of a vacation in Mars implanted in your head. I remember details, but do not actually have any memory of the experience itself.

Actually that sounds like a pretty sweet ass solution. It's similar to my solution to death, which is 'not dying.'

I wonder if, like all X-Men movies, this one will have no sense of continuity resulting in main characters disappearing or dead characters reappearing without explanation, the abandonment or nonsensical creation of storylines about the relationships/friendships between characters (eg, Wolverine and Sabretooth are…

What was he doing to attract such ire? Everyone gets so vague about banned posters.

Grapes of Wrath could understandably be completely lost on a teenager, but I read it for the first time at 32 and was blown away.

She might want to get information about her terminal heart condition from a cardiologist as opposed to the shrink at the loony bin.

By poor luck do you mean she's actually a crappy actress and no one will offer her good parts?