Can I just confirm you were the farting gimmick account, your account got deleted, and you are now posting normally with a user name that apologizes for your farty gimmick account? I need to know im not psychotic and creating gibberish connections in my head.

Seriously though, the good wife in the final?? Just ridiculousness.

Perhaps they were doing this for the benefit of the cable companies. I'm not sure how the structure works, but if they get anything from the cable companies who charge the customers then this absolutely makes sense.

And what if your family don't like bread? Say they like cigarettes?

Who has time to remember stuff?

This is bigger than Costa Rica's win over Italy!

Wait, so this is what passes for a gimmick account these days? My god, I miss Golden Agouti Hamster.

Well all those countries look alike on the map.

The contracts end on June 30th! C'mon, you've got a whole week to force them to act the entire next season!

That's a pretty key distinction. The argument that we should just accept hate speech when made in hateful terms because you know "take a fucking joke" is nonsensical.

There is a documentary about Obama's election, and at one point the documentarians are interviewing some black guys in Louisiana about the racist language some people were using about Obama. And the guy basically calls out the interviewer for trying to make the South look bad, and asks him something along the lines of…

It was a good game but certainly not 'the most exciting sports event of the year.' There have been many better games at the World Cup. I wouldn't even put it above the Seahawks' NFC conference win against the 49ers.

I don't think you can call the short story the inspiration for the movie. It's like they wanted King's name on the movie poster so they licensed the cheapest story they could and then made a movie with literally about 0.1% plot overlap.

Our parents' generation seemed particularly bad at identifying cool toys and video games. Maybe it's because they grew up playing with dolls made of straw and rolling barrel hoops with a stick.

My big frustration is that they took it as a given that the movies sucked, and the reasons why required no explanation. The Red Letter Phantom Menace review was so enjoyable because it was like an inventory of all the reasons you knew the movie was terrible but couldn't quite articulate. The People v. George Lucas…

Basically the internet is just talking to itself now.

A full contact sport where people are awkwardly hobbling with broomsticks between their legs? What could go wrong?

Just because I will spend hours at this new site every day should not be taken as an endorsement that I approve of what you're doing.

Counter-point: AD Season 4 was really funny and enjoyable.

I kind of disagree. I remember finding the show absolutely hilarious, which it was, but at the end of the day it had a lot of filler like the musical acts, and most of the genius of the show came from the writing staff or unscripted ramblings of Charlie Murphy and Paul Mooney. Chapelle has been elevated to almost…