Yeah, I didn't get why they made Ford talk like a rural Newfoundlander, which seems to be the go-to Canadian accent even though maybe 5% or less of all Canadians actually talk like that. It would be like us lampooning Romney by giving him some irreverent y'all-style yokel voice. We already know what Ford sounds like…

I've never had the al-kee-hol?

When they made the joke about him appearing on a news show where they would believe whatever he said I thought for sure it would be Fox News. Well, sure enough he ended up on Fox News today in real life giving his ridiculous denials!

They're going to Kentucky, Connecticut, and have two stops in bloody Missouri, but they're not playing Vancouver even though they're (mostly) Canadian and will be in Seattle. That's some straight up bullshit right there. Good thing I'm too old and lazy to actually follow through on going to concerts anyway.

I'm not sure if decisions made by wardrobe really have any relevance to his acting abilities.

How does a judge even get to the point of awarding $6.6 million in damages? Can these sites possibly have profited to that extent from click-throughs on those 528 lyric pages? Copyright infringement damages are some straight up bullshit.

They actually peaked at $300 and are in the low $200's now.

Good, I hope you, personally, contributed to their downfall. In the meantime I will simply choose to believe it so.

I certainly don't miss the creepy boss banging the weirdo manager from another store in the office, which was basically a broom closet with a computer directly off the main floor. I also got canned by the new manager (the old one just disappeared one day and never checked in) because I was written up three times. All…

God damn it, why is it every time I click on a link on the AVClub I have to clear my fucking browser history out of shame someone might see where I've been?

Right, your "overseas friends" and your girlfriend who lives in Canada too.

It was mainly because people strongly suspected it was a sponsored post that didn't identify itself as such (it wasn't). While these guys push bands all the time on the newswire, the presentation of this one was just a little over the top. And the title is also totally hokey. But the band, the band is good.

I'm quite sure Franco is trolling us. Not just with this Vice column but with everything.

By lensless I presume you mean non-prescription, and I have to ask if people really do that. Because I've wanted to do that for years but now I can't if it's like a thing that hipsters actually do.

I'll second the National in this category.

This feels like a gimmick post, like you're making fun of us but I can't quite tell how. Anyway, to answer your question (or walk into your trap), Suburbs is probably their most accessible and hence the best place to start. Neon Bible is probably the best pick for the next album. Their newest one is very different…

Y'all need to watch the 'It's just a cat' one, I can't stop laughing.

If I had to go back things would be fine, I would just make a deliberate choice to go back as the bully. I would need six months of lead time to get up to my orange belt in karate so I could create the illusion of being able to beat other kids in a fight, but then it would be smooth sailing. It's all about perspective…

This response only adds to the overall confusion.

That's too bad, because it was absolutely fucking hilarious, and also very, very weird.