Given that it's not released on video and the ticket sales are hot, I really hope no one is jacking off to this in a crowded theatre.

Well that comparison was sort of me being a smart ass, although one of the girls is sort of a manic pixie dream girl.

The author's concern was that the scenes depicted a very male, heterosexual view of lesbian sex, and this is probably accurate. It's an exaggerated, cartoony sex scene that would be appropriate in a porno.

Well then you must be Michael Bay.

It must be October because Dowd is handing out the good grades like it's Hallowe'en.

I saw this at the Vancouver International Film Festival and was very underwhelmed. There's a reason Haneke's films are not three hours, and that's because three hours of watching people eating, walking, sleeping and working is extremely tedious. Maybe part of the problem is that I saw it directly after Wadjda, and…

It's not NC-17 because its about lesbians. It's NC-17 because of the jarring, out of place and misguided 7 minute hard core sex scene.

Don't forget "Take me to your Dealer"

Wedding party is terrible because you're segregated until the dancing starts and lose some potential rapport building with the potential mates at your table.

To answer the wedding question, I've been to a fair number of good weddings and never seen a hookup happen. It's part of a mythology is my guess. I mean obviously people do meet and fuck at weddings, it's just not any more common than any other context with lots of people mingling when drunk.

Fine, I blame you! You're worse than Hitler!

I know, and he's not even American! Meanwhile in Canada it wasn't reported at all because the rivers are already frozen so we can't generate anymore electricity until April.

I like how you chose "them" as your pronoun as opposed to "her" - it's very open-minded of you. Or it just shows how desperate you are.

Below I made a jokey comment about Canada's literary prize the Giller, but your comment is actually relevant to that prize as well. The 2010 award went to a book with a run of 1 or 2 thousand, and as with Tinkers no one had heard of it. The publisher had to strike a deal with Harper Collins to print extra copies for…

If the person dies when they have a beard they have the beard forever. Also, it's a well-known fact that ghosts wear clothes - these are ostensibly the clothes they died in or sometimes just the outfit you would expect them to wear given their time and place in history when they were alive. Therefore, you die with…

They're enjoyable and worth a listen for sure. Saw them in an old church that was converted to an art gallery; it was very in-crowd stuff. You should invite me to your parties.

And Ms. Blake, I may need to cancel that lunch. Something tells me I won't be hungry.

And also the failed lawyer is a baby! Get Peter Dinklage's agent on the phone. And call my wife, tell her we have lunch reservations at noon and then we're going to the house in Malibu.

I'm comfortable stating that Blue is the Warmest Colour is at least as crappy as the Fast and the Furious.

It's not fair to blame them for not having the ability to see what would become enduring classics. They have to pick based on their time and place in history, and it's possible those books weren't regarded at the time they way they are now.