Don't worry, you still have the Scotiabank Giller Prize!

You should feel great. You're more free than he is. You can do whatever you want and unlike him, no one actually cares. It's pretty liberating when you think about it.

Downvoted for questioning my god-given constitutional right to hate things and people on the internet. Quit interfering with my First Amendment rights! (I'm actually Canadian but I assume these things just sort of transfer over when I'm online).

You can still play Peasant's Quest online, so, uh, go do that! http://www.homestarrunner.c…

@avclub-3c23902822283144c09d87f123545c87:disqus It's obvious we don't think much of each other, but we managed an internet flame war without threats of violence. And that makes us both winners.

@avclub-3c23902822283144c09d87f123545c87:disqus Holy fuck, you really are insufferable. You're that prat who's always jamming in his unsolicited opinions during your introductory liberal arts classes.  
"Is this close to the truth?"

I'm also wondering if it was necessary to point out that it's your classmates half-sister. Is that an important detail? Does it make her more money? ANSWER ME!!

If she makes $68 per hour, she would have to work 279 hours to earn $18,329. Sounds to me like more than 'a few hours' of work. I'm beginning to think something isn't on the level here.

So the implication is that he's shitting money?

Your post isn't funny, and takes something really seriously that doesn't deserve much thought. Basically you sound like a massive tool.

Anytime I hear or read the phrase mumblecore I lose control of my arm and punch a wall.

Likes for everyone

I'm trying to decide if you can call it a supergroup if I, personally, have never heard of a single one of the bands the members come from.

Uh, great acting? Dexter had some of the worst performances on TV. That didn't stop me from binge-watching the first four seasons on Netflix, but still. I challenge you to identify a more annoying and terrible character than Deb.

I 100% thought that was what he was going to say as well, and that it was going to suddenly be revealed as a joke trailer.

Did he cover Weird Al Yankovich's "Gump?"

People turned on Del Rey because they were pissed off that they were fooled by her schtick. They thought she was the real deal, and it turned out she's the offspring of a billionaire who got a nose job and then used her connections to sign with a label who clearly revealed her to be a manufactured product designed by…

Most places don't serve back bacon, and when they do it's called back bacon. If you go into the grocery store everything labelled bacon is what Americans know to be bacon, so it would be kind of confusing and piss off a lot of customers to serve back bacon instead of the regular stuff. Also, anyone who orders bacon…

@avclub-b20754d0f1e8ae843e00a8b39a667112:disqus There's also a common misconception that we refer to back bacon as just 'bacon'. We don't. If you order bacon at a restaurant you will get "american" bacon.

So what exactly did A-squared have to do to be assigned a movie that wasn't a steaming pile of crap? Should we not be asking?