We'll all finally get to meet in person at the camps.

Behind Taylor?
Isn't that how this whole thing started?

There was "Logan's Run" in 1976. It did not seem to spark a naming boom…

"Ladies and gentlemen, please stand for the national anthem…"
(Dixie Land plays)

Make that replicant piano player…

Please don't tell my mother I work at IBM. She thinks I'm a piano player in a whorehouse.

But if Crayola did decide to buy the rights, do they call it "Prince", or do they have to use that symbol?
Kids would be down with either way.

DJT seemed a bit beset today at his media event.
It seems like he doesn't enjoy reading prepared remarks.

It's a neutral shade.

No slack for the Trumpers, and still no slack for the W voters. The W voters gave us war and a SCOTUS that blessed Citizens United.
Fuck them.

It's not that the nazis are Trump's base and he therefore has to support them.
It's that Trump is a nazi, and he wants them to support him.

Oh, yes. The saddest part of 6 was…

4 introduces Gal Gadot.
Skip at your own risk - just sayin'.

But your attraction to Vin Diesel is so strong that you were drawn to this article, anyway.
I can understand that.

Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey.

Beck's cool.

Because the guy won't just go away.

You're going to love our approach to fighting the opioid crisis.
It's also based in abstinence.

Dr. Phil said my need for constant validation was pathetic.

There's less sex in the future.
Still a lot of violence, so we've got that going for us.