I'll bet Trump had the kids booing Obama in short order.

Army men, sir!

He should definitely spend more time talking about his experience of raising children.
That's so interesting.

Better living through chemistry. That picture of his face is scary.

Me, too.

When peeing is outlawed, only outlaws will pee.

"I used to want to save the world. To end war and bring peace to mankind. But then, I glimpsed the darkness that lives within their light. I learned that inside every one of them, there will always be both. The choice each must make for themselves - something no hero will ever defeat. I've touched the darkness that…

FAKE SPAMMER!

Thanks, Kinja.

FAKE HACKERS. SAD.

I never wanted to have anything to do with FB. I was a happy MySpace user whose (real life) friends all decided to go with FB.
I hated it. The relentless data mining and FB's utter refusal to allow me to control my experience with the site to any meaningful degree ultimately led to my leaving the site.
I had been…

201 days in.

I am glad the suffering is over.
RIP

No reservation required. Plus they have the height charts on the door frames and security cameras.

Plus, we have CancerAIDS.

Frankly power is coming.

"What, me worry?"

Fury is coming.

Some days I sit and hope that everyone finds their way out of Facebook.

I am not today, nor have I ever been a member of A.V. CLUB.